What's That Smell? The Missing Diaper

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Every hour or two, I would have to change her diaper. One diaper change was particularly messy. She had a blow-out bowel movement, out the diaper and all over the crib, so I had to change all the linen and clean everything up. Her parents were not there at the time, so another nurse, Rachel, came in and helped me. She held the baby while I cleaned up the crib and put new linen on. She handed her back to me when the crib was ready and went out to the nurse's station, where she sat at the counter next to a large vase of flowers.

I continued swaddling the baby and getting her vitals and assessment complete. I turned around to look for the diaper I had changed to weigh it. Pediatric nurses like to know how much our patient's pee and poop, something about fluid balance or unusual interest in bodily fluids, I'm not sure which. I was sure I had placed the diaper on top of the dirty linen cart, but it was not there. I checked the room, looking all over. I checked the scale, the crib, and even went dumpster diving in the trash can, hoping to find the diaper so I could measure output.

No luck.

Meanwhile, I could hear Rachel out at the nurse's station talking with Brad, another colleague. She was talking about how bad the flowers smelled, saying they must be a particularly rancid-smelling type. Brad couldn't smell anything amiss and said so.

When I came out of the patient room, she asked me if I thought the flowers smelled bad. I smelled the flowers and said that, while they certainly did not smell fresh, they didn't smell bad. Rachel kept wondering what smelled so bad, and trying to figure it out while she continued sitting at the nurse's station.

I went back into my patient's room to feed her. She finished her bottle, burped, and I rocked her to sleep.

When I came back out of her room, Rachel was walking in to see if I needed help with anything else.

I noticed something about her looked strange.

I realized that her badge, worn on a lanyard around her neck, seemed to be hanging awfully low. I looked again and saw a little diaper hanging from her badge, stuck by the adhesive strip. I asked her if there was a particular reason she was wearing a diaper on her badge, or if it was merely for decoration.

She exclaimed, "That's what I smelled! I thought it was the flowers!"

Then I realized she was wearing the missing diaper, and it had apparently affixed itself to her badge when she leaned over the dirty linen cart. While I laughed so hard that I had tears running down my face, she snatched the diaper from her badge and threw it in the trash can in the hallway.

I said, "Wait a minute, I haven't weighed that yet!" She told me I didn't need to weigh it because she had been wearing it for so long and estimated it to be about 60 grams. Not willing to guess on my documented output, I grabbed the diaper from the trash and weighed it. Sure enough, it weighed 60 grams. Now I know that if the scales aren't working right, all I have to do is hang my patients' diapers from Rachel's badge and she can tell me the weight.

SmilingBluEyes · Nov 13, 2008

VERY cute story! thank you.

CCIlovePinkCC · Nov 14, 2008

LOL, how embarrassed would I be if that happened to me? lol

Flowers? Diaper? How could you mistake one for another??

soulofme · Nov 15, 2008

OMG!!! I laughed so hard!!!!!!! :lol2:

Halinja, BSN, RN · Nov 15, 2008

OMG, how could she not notice the diaper!?!?! LOLOL

sharpeimom · Nov 15, 2008

:omy:that's really funny and kind of appalling at the same time. reminds me of the time i went in with a giant sized hairball stuck to the waist of my uniform... :uhoh3: so much for looking polished and professional.

jschut, BSN, RN · Nov 16, 2008

Hahahahahaha! Cute!

amesor · Nov 19, 2008

:heartbeatvery funny indeed....it's a great stress reliever...that's sometimes one of the funny life nurses had....

TAZZ1624 · Nov 19, 2008

Thanks for sharing! Very funny I needed this laugh....

dive.princess · Nov 19, 2008

that story was hilarious!!! thanks for sharing, and putting a smile on my face!!!!

turkoisernemt · Nov 20, 2008

OMG--How clueless! Makes one wonder how observant the nurses were working that shift. Guess cross contamination didn't seem to enter into your thought processes, except to think this was cute, etc. Tsk! Tsk! :uhoh3:

LPN_of_BC · Nov 20, 2008

omg !!! lol !!! i was laughing so hard alone in my room. i can't imagine how she looked like wearing a soiled diaper. thanks !!! :nmbrn:

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