What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

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As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names you have seen? Could be a patient or someone you know in your personal life. And if you are someone with one of those odd names did you just learn to live with it or would you change it.

Specializes in Pedatrics, Child Protection.

....and they just keep coming.

Huckleberry (first name) Holden (middle name)----somebody was a fan of the books they read in grade 9 English class.

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

At the vet's office: Fluffy. The only problem? Fluffy is a foxy and not the long-awaited type.

Specializes in retired LTC.

Boxer George Foreman named all his 5 sons, GEORGE. He has one daughter named Georgetta, and a few other dts that have other names.

Specializes in Veterinary technology.

More canine patients:

Bella and Bella 2, same owner. Wonder how complicated that makes training.

IV. Unsure if that stands for intravenous, 4, or Ivy. :D

Specializes in Vent/Trach, LTC.

I have a cousin named Oh'Nasty. Pronounced 'Honesty'. Ridiculous is what it is

Specializes in OR 35 years; crosstrained ER/ICU/PACU.
I had a friend in high school who knew a girl named lady parts. Pronounced to rhyme with Regina, but you can imagine the awkward moment when she had to spell her name for people.

I posted somewhere in here about a new mom who gave birth while I was stationed @ Darnell Army Hospital, Fort Hood, TX (now it's Medical Center, I think). The girl spoke little English, & seeing the word "lady parts" written on a patient information pamphlet about stages of childbirth. She too, wanted to name her daughter lady parts, rhymes with Regina. I think her soldier-husband managed to talk her out of it.

Specializes in Telemetry.

I went to high school with a brother and sister named Don and Dawn. The girl didn't understand why we thought that might be confusing.

Specializes in OR 35 years; crosstrained ER/ICU/PACU.

There was a set of twins who were often in our small city newspaper for various crimes, such as stealing cars, shoplifting, occasional assault. You get the picture? Their first names were "Sir" & "Mister". Yep......:yes:

A Semaj.. His dad's name is James so they turned it backwards...

Specializes in MICU.

La-a. Pronounced, "Ladasha." And mom was offended when the ER tech called her to triage and said, La...a? "It's LaDASHa!!!"

ZamZam. And the ER doc took it to another level by going Super Troopers on her. To the other ER staff..."I bet I can make you f*ckers laugh." They entered the room..."ZamZam? Hi, ZamZam. My name is Brent. ZamZam, this is Kevin, ZamZam, this is Ashley...so what you're telling me, ZamZam, is that..."etc. The MD said he deserved extra credit because he said it 12 times and initially said he'd say it 8 times.

Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

The first baby I cared for in maternal/newborn clinical was named Dequavius.

I also met a new mom who thought the hospital named her new daughter. That little girl's name was Female (rhymes with tamale).

I know a DeElegance (m), and Patience (f). They are adults now.

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