What's the craziest getup you've ever seen?

[0402]

When I was doing my internship in nursing school, on an L&D unit, we had a "lady" come in, wanting her stitches out, wearing a shirt that said, "I have the pu**y, so I wear the pants." (and the word pu**y was stretched out realllllly big over her very large breasts) We had a very hard time getting past the shirt in order to figure out why she came to us, instead of going to the clinic, like the rest of the people do.

[Guest505077]

thanks for the laughs! needed some right about now :)

[Mandychelle79, ASN, RN]

Royal blue evening gown, over top of royal blue basketball shorts, that are over top of royal blue wind breaker pants.

Patients family member not the patient :)

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

On TV.... guy along the beach in San Diego....wears nothing but a thongy speedo, and a flag on a stick stuck in his crack....and roller skates.. He does keep the flag off of the ground. i'm torn between mortified and amused.

[LegzRN]

On TV.... guy along the beach in San Diego....wears nothing but a thongy speedo, and a flag on a stick stuck in his crack....and roller skates.. He does keep the flag off of the ground. i'm torn between mortified and amused.

I'd appreciate you not talking about me on this forum. Don't hate, I make my American Pride look good!

[Hygiene Queen]

The pt who put her pull-up brief on over her head and wore it like a one-strap halter top.

The middle-age male in the pink leotard and tutu.

Myself... when I was an art student

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

I'd appreciate you not talking about me on this forum. Don't hate, I make my American Pride look good!

Been hitting the PA streets again, eh????

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

the pt who put her pull-up brief on over her head and wore it like a one-strap halter top.

the middle-age male in the pink leotard and tutu.

myself... when i was an art student

that is just not right !!! maybe behind closed doors with some ballet posters and a disco ball, but in public?????:eek:

[Old.Timer]

I went to help a new admission undress and each time I took off her bra there was another one layered underneath the previous. She was wearing a total of nine bras. Nope... can't make this stuff up.

[amarilla, RN]

Saw an older gent visitor in hot pants stride through the hallway en route to....

somewhere hilarious, undoubtedly.

We all just at each other in disbelief.

[heartflutter, ADN, BSN]

As we have a generally conservative patient population, the kind of fancy dress you describe is not seen in our usual run of admissions. Now, if you were to ask me about theater scrubs..... I will never, ever forget an absolute HUNK of a doctor, who had, presumably to deliberately titillate his numerous admirers, donned a scrub top that was ripped down the side, from armpit to waist. We all took turns walking past him to admire the view....

Sounds like The Todd from Scrubs.

[AngelfireRN, MSN, RN, APRN]

A tutu?!?!?!? An honent-to-God TUTU? Oh, geez.