What was the MOST ridiculous thing a patient came to the ER for?

And did you have to treat them?

I am just curious. Your stories always seem to either crack me up or shake my head in amazement.

Thanks for sharing ?

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
I had a pt come in because she swallowed her pills and had a bad taste in her mouth....
:rolleyes::down:Now that really is wasting services.
Specializes in ICU and most recently ER.

in my short time in the ER (just under 4 mos), i've had a load of pt.s come in that need a brain transplant (obviously), but the funniest was when medcom called in "we're bringing a 51 yo male in with chief complaint of "feeling weird". " we all laughed listening to medcom, and when the pt. rolled through the doors, it was confirmed...yep, he's weird alright! looked like he'd stuck in finger in a light socket, smelled like he hadn't seen a shower in days (think dirty ash tray and beer spilled on himself--we thought initially he'd been incontinent, but no, he made a faux pas and spilled a beer on his pants), with no specific physical complaints. homeless, but with a neon green trick lookin' cell phone which he couldn't stay off of long enough for us to triage him in and answer our questions. then decided that he didn't want to cooperate with the nurses and left AMA. he never even asked for food, meds, anything, just seemed to have changed his mind. what a freakin' waste of money and time. ugh.

all i kept thinking that night was of that "just for men" commercial...."your BEARD is WEIRD". and it was.

Specializes in Emergency.

We had a (very) young adult pt come in because her family said she couldn't stop crying!

Specializes in Emergency.

We had a great one the other night! Young adult female, chief complaint: Bloody nose after "cleaning nostril with finger" (Her words, not mine). And I triaged her. It took everything in me to keep a straight face.

We had another one a few months ago. Middle-aged male, EXTREMELY odd. The conversation went like this.

Me: What brings you to the ED tonight?

Pt: I can't sleep.

Me: How long have you been unable to sleep?

Pt: 20 YEARS!!!

He went to one of our psych rooms that has a camera. He gave a urine for a Utox, and he changed into a gown. We could see him on the camera and he was dancing around in his bright red bikini underpants before he put the gown on. He had a little necklace on that he kept putting up to his nose. Didn't think too much of it until the Utox results came back. + for cocaine.

Um sir, I think we figured out why you can't sleep. And really? Snorting coke in the ED? Not cool.

I think so far one of the most rediculous things I have seen is a patient coming in because he had callous' on both hands.

We had a (very) young adult pt come in because her family said she couldn't stop crying!

Was she admitted to psych? She may have been seriously depressed.

Um sir, I think we figured out why you can't sleep. And really? Snorting coke in the ED? Not cool.

So, what happened to him? Arrested or admitted?

Specializes in Psych rn.

I'm a psych nurse and work er-psych intake often times......

Some of our patients are frequent fliers, and they ate very well aware of how to workup the system, I had one of them come up with this one:

Rn: hey John doe, I haven't seen you in a while. Tell me what brings you in today

Patient:oh I'm doing real bad......the voices

Rn:what are they telling you?

Patient: to go back to school and be a good person..........

Rn: well John doe, and is that bad???

Patient: are you kidding, this is my worst crisis ever, i will rather die than become a good person

Yeah!!! That's psych for you, our patients do have their issues.....

:D:D:D:D

Specializes in Pediatric Pulmonology and Allergy.
Was she admitted to psych? She may have been seriously depressed.
Yeah, I'd be worried about her too. Could also be something neurological. How long had she actually been crying for?
Specializes in Emergency, Critical Care Transport.

Dumbest: "I need a note so my kids can go to camp tomorrow." No kids with the parent, and the parent's excuse for not taking them to the pediatrician? "Well, they don't like going to the doctor, and you guys write better notes anyway." Ooo-kay. (And no, there was no work conflict for this parent).

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Most incredible:

Whenever I see "retained object," I'm always curious to see what it is...

Well, the two most amazing were:

1) Butane canister (wow!). Cap still on, thankfully. Surgery took him upstairs shortly after he came in (GI couldn't get it out, and they were really worried about the cap coming off and the butane leaking into this poor dude's colon).

On a "lighter" side (oh the bad jokes that followed):

I can say that "sparked" many "explosive diarrhea" comments... talk about "bad gas." (Oh, ER humor).

2) A bowling pin. Yes, a bowling pin. The *entire* bowling pin. I don't know how, and I don't wanna know.

Does that count as a strike or a spare?

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And it always makes me sad when you get the little old ladies who call EMS because "I'm lonely and feeling anxious."

Specializes in Pediatric Pulmonology and Allergy.

And it always makes me sad when you get the little old ladies who call EMS because "I'm lonely and feeling anxious."

We had a guy like that who ended up in psych. But I think social services was able to work out a group living situation for him.

Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.
2) A bowling pin. Yes, a bowling pin. The *entire* bowling pin. I don't know how, and I don't wanna know.

Does that count as a strike or a spare?

gutter ball?

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