4/16 What I learned this week: POD2 and I want my button back

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Hello, my lovelies...

I will avoid rambly as I am in pain and rambly left ages ago. I've popped a fever today, and let me tell you.... I really don't know if I have ever felt so bad. Im in a clear patch at the moment, able to think clearly and communicate.

I made a pre-op and post op list through this week. So this week, I have learned...

Being that it isn't remotely close to summertime, I am feeling a large degree of resistance to all of the grooming I have to do in the name of pride and humility peri-op.

I'm going to have a piece of a dead guy in me.

Why is the end of a straight cath ribbed? It certainly is NOT for her pleasure!

I wish I started looking for "mommy is with you" trinkets for the kids sooner. The idea only struck me this past weekend. I found cute things they'll like. I just know I could have done better.

No NSAIDs for seven days does become horrible.

I've withheld every impulse in me to make a request list for post op orders. There are just SO.MANY.THINGS. Like, please do motrin instead of tylenol.

I'd like to apologize in advance to all my nurses just in case I'm "that nurse patient". I promise I don't mean to be. This has been a long, horrible journey and reaching where I am now is scary.

(I have trust issues.)

There aren't any tiny womens cut fun hospital gowns that I can find in my quick 7-minute search.

I hope my hardware in entirely titanium.

Being pediatrically sized is complicated.

Post op:

I am very thankful for the functional differences between morphine and dilaudid.

I might actually be taller now.

No, really! I think I am!

Falling asleep with a phone in your hand will result in one of two things happening: 1. getting smacked the face by a phone, or 2. getting the **** scared right out of you when you get a text.

It's still annoying as a patient when a patient has their 49 closest friends and family packed into their room and the hallway.

It's still annoying when patient family members stare in a room. MY ROOM.

It really sucks when the floor starts sundowning early and your PCA is empty and your stomach is jacked up and you have an idiot CNA who freaks out because your 12 respirations are LOW!OMG! "Can you silence your PCA's alarm?" for the 18th time is making me very cranky.

Flipping lights on and shouting as loud as you deem necessary does not actually mean the sleeping person in front of you heard a single word you said.

Alaris PC Guardrails is a really crappy PCA.

It's 5:30 in the morning. Do you know where your sundowner went?

You guys learn anything good?

Specializes in Med Surg, ICU, Infection, Home Health, and LTC.
It's 5:30 in the morning. Do you know where your sundowner went?

(((( ixchel.)))) Prayers for you to be well soon.

cracklingkraken Prayers that your mom does well. Having fraught the big C myself it is a scarey battle.

ixchel, hoping things are going well for you - good thoughts/vibes sent your way :)

Last week I learned:

1. No good deed goes unpunished. Sometimes multiple times over.

2. Things aren't always what they seem (I knew this but I got the reminder again).

3. The grass isn't always greener.

4. Someone must have made mention to my ominously colored cloud again - one of the things that happened last week just fits the MO of my cloud.

5. Time with family is glorious (I got to see my mom and brother!).

6. The furbaby is a lot of work. But when she's gone (visiting my parents) you realize how much you gain from having one around.

7. Vacation cannot come soon enough.

8. I figured out the living situation after the end of my current lease! Heck yes figuring out where I'll live next!

9. My impatient self called grad school admissions where I applied to grad school. I still hadn't heard from grad school about admissions status. Turns out, no decisions have been made about my program. :unsure:

10. I had another to share and can't remember it now. Oh well.

Specializes in ICU.
What kind of unit do you work on? I'm still orienting and I am still learning new things even taking a full pt assignment in the ED (4:1). I think a lot of it at a certain point becomes self-initiated. There's always something to learn if you look for it :)

I work ICU - our ratio is 1:2, technically, but we haven't been staffed to have 1:2 ratios for a long time. Especially when the 1:1s roll in - we've had lots of those lately, so everyone who doesn't have a 1:1 has three patients on those days. Everyone. It makes it really hard to find enough help to get anything at all done.

I just have a hard time feeling sorry for orientees complaining about three patient assignments when their preceptors are right there with them all shift. They don't have to hunt anyone down for turns, or for signing off protocols/drips/etc., because they have a dedicated second set of hands. The rest of us don't have that luxury.

How can we get away with stashing patients in rooms that don't have a private bathroom and only one shower on a floor with 28 beds?[/quote']

Are private bathrooms and showers important? None of my unit's rooms have private bathrooms - there's a toilet that comes out of the sink area, but there's no curtains/doors/anything of that nature, and there is no sort of bath/shower anywhere on the floor. I didn't realize that was something JC looks at.

On a related note, I realized yet again how tacky some patient family members are. Found a patient's relative pooping in the room toilet the other day... as in, I walked in to do an assessment and got greeted with the view (and smell) of the visitor sitting there with his pants down. Really?! I don't understand what is wrong with people.

I learned it is possible to go through 13 3L bags of NS in one shift on a particularly difficult CBI.

I learned to wear PLASTIC PPE when aspirating clots and hand irrigating said CBI. No one wants to wear bloody pee home.

I learned that I know more than I thought I did and that somehow I am becoming a resource at my job.

I learned that taking over a third unit when the two we already had were mismanaged is not turning out well for anybody.

I learned that I am getting old and bitter. I don't like being that way, so some life changes are in order. My goal is to be like my 72 year old Uncle Mike, who still has as much fun as a teenager but isn't TSTL.

Hugs to ixchel. I hope you are feeling better!

Specializes in Hospice.

Ok, nursing related to keep it on topic:

I learned that the attending MD who wants to remain attending and will sign the death certificate but has turned over *all* the orders to my Medical Director has just become my favorite person ever. SO much easier to call my doc, present an issue and hear "Ok, let's get this person comfortable. We'll do..."

Now, personal WILTW:

I learned that being married to someone significantly older, who has always been a bit of a "Special Snowflake", with more than a few medical issues, who has been retired for 18 years and has no concept of today's work environment, who thinks nothing of expecting me to complete the "honey-do" list while I'm at work, and then give him my undivided attention when I'm home, doesn't get any easier to deal with the longer we're married (33 years now). I love him, but...dayum!!

I've been following the usual threads, but just haven't had the energy to post very much. I truly feel for everyone going through problems, both personal and professional, but I'm barely holding myself together right now, with not enough left in the tank to "like" some of the awesome (and heartbreaking) posts lately, much less respond to them.

I'll be fine in a little while. In the meantime, I'm thinking of all of you, and wishing good things to come.

-This week I learnt or rather it was reinforced, that Joint Commission is not worth taking seriously. I am very surprised my place of employment did not have major citations, but only minor ones. How can we get away with stashing patients in rooms that don't have a private bathroom, and only one shower on a floor with 28 beds? Plus, this overflow area is staffed with random people, who were floated or got mandatoried to staff this floor.[/quote']

Good ol' JC cares about whether your linen cart is covered (with a filthy drape that everyone has to touch to get to those sheltered linens) but not whether 28 patients have to share one shower? Fascinating.

WILTW:

-I will never be able to haggle about pay. My employer did a market analysis and raised my pay nearly $2, which brings me back to what I used to make anyway. Every employer claims everyone's rate is based strictly on years of RN experience, but I never quite believe it.

-I work with some pretty phenomenal techs (Ok I knew that well before this week). My unit's nurses knows they have great techs, and look after them them accordingly.

-A shift full of newbies is rough on the charge nurse. When we had a question, we had to get in line.

-I felt relief when I hit "send" on my request to go part-time. It may not be forever, but it relieves some of the anxiety of going back to the job where I got hurt, and where each shift still causes an increase in pain. It hasn't been approved yet but my manager said it would be my choice, so I expect the request to be approved.

Specializes in critical care.
Many 'Get Well Soon' wishes to you Ixchel!!

Can I just add... I was really surprised to read you are pediatric sized- just by reading your posts, I've always imagined you to be more Amazonian! Funny how you get a picture of people in your head...

Amazonian! Like, massive? [emoji5]️

Like, badass?

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Specializes in critical care.
:sorry: It all sounds very exhausting and challenging! I think the "mommy misses you" gifts are an amazing idea. Please give yourself credit instead of beating yourself up about "could have done better". We all could always do better.

Prayers for a speedy and complete recovery!

Jess, thank you so much for this! [emoji173]️

Specializes in critical care.
I work ICU - our ratio is 1:2, technically, but we haven't been staffed to have 1:2 ratios for a long time. Especially when the 1:1s roll in - we've had lots of those lately, so everyone who doesn't have a 1:1 has three patients on those days. Everyone. It makes it really hard to find enough help to get anything at all done.

I just have a hard time feeling sorry for orientees complaining about three patient assignments when their preceptors are right there with them all shift. They don't have to hunt anyone down for turns, or for signing off protocols/drips/etc., because they have a dedicated second set of hands. The rest of us don't have that luxury.

On one hand, yes. On the other, they're likely thinking about being fresh off orientation in the near future and getting 3 patients. Just TWO is overwhelming often.

Hugs, Jensmom7!!

Specializes in critical care.

Slow week this week! Goodness! I'm not sure we've ever had so few posts in our WILTW thread. Perhaps we are all mourning the loss of Prince. [emoji17]

This next week will possibly be brought to you by Farawyn. I've been back and forth about it because I didn't make a list, but I actually have a lot I could add in my brain. Keep an eye out later in the day for it. I'll try to remember to link it here.

Love and gratitude to all for the support! You are good people and I am thankful for that. [emoji173]️

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