12/19 What I Learned This Week: night shift with Macaulay and polio

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The thing that has me the most wound up this week? Polio. I may be the last idiot to learn this, but our CIA used a vaccination campaign in Pakistan to collect DNA from Pakistani children, trying to find the children of bin Laden. Vaccination rates there have plummeted as a result, making a nearly eradicated disease remain a current threat.

I've been totally over this Christmas since last Christmas.

It sucks when you have an elderly, full blown dementia patient who is both violent and a screamer, and your hands are tied to say what's going on when one of your other patients is deeply bothered by it, saying, "why can't they just leave that poor man alone?"

A man who wants to die will not tell you when his chest pain is 10/10. He's only there because his daughters made him come.

Never remove an African American woman's wig.

Even nurses might not realize ischemic strokes don't kill you. Skipping anticoagulants might have worse outcomes than death.

Ensuring long blocks of days off on a regular basis seriously is crucial to recharging batteries.

I am still very much baffled by the fact that some respiratory therapists choose to smoke. Nurses, too. Look, I love you all, but if you've worked on a unit that gets bipap dependent or vented patients, surely you have some inspiration to quit? I'm not judging, as a former smoker myself, and I know how hard it is to stop. I just don't understand.

I really hate having to adjust to being awake in the AM after working nights, and I am so incredibly glad my husband is switching his hours to daylight so I don't HAVE to adjust my hours by much.

Hospitals are being fined millions because multiple patients were admitted for what Medicare feels should have been outpatient procedures. I'm annoyed by this. Perhaps they didn't require admission. Or, perhaps they were high risk for complications. I really don't know and wouldn't fault a legitimately applied fine. The problem is these massive sweeping fines make our MDs hesitate when they shouldn't.

Obama is a lefty.

The problem with being open minded is struggling to have actual opinions.

In spite of the night shift hangover, it feels so good to be back on night shift.

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(And for those of you who do not get offended by pretty much anything, get on YouTube and check out the new Macaulay Culkin dryvrs video.)

Did you learn anything good?

Much better now that I won't have to wait another year to start my bridge program, thank you for asking, Far!

I started my bridge. Took 1 class. 98.5.

Life is in the way.

I have 22 credits to my BSN.

(Ominous music)

I've learned my new cookie trays overdo my cookies .

( it wasn't me)

Specializes in Addictions Nursing, LTC.
I started my bridge. Took 1 class. 98.5.

Life is in the way.

I have 22 credits to my BSN.

(Ominous music)

Yay! 98.5 is awesome! I totally get the life thing. If I had done all of this straight out of high school I'd be a COB by now. I haven't even figured out how many credits I will need to eventually get my BSN. Too disheartening lol.

Yay! 98.5 is awesome! I totally get the life thing. If I had done all of this straight out of high school I'd be a COB by now. I haven't even figured out how many credits I will need to eventually get my BSN. Too disheartening lol.

I'm starting to think I may not do it. Meh.

I learned that I detest the holiday season specifically because of my family. It always ends with a debate about politics, and I'm wondering 4 hours later why I didn't drive my car.

I will remember to drive separately this year.

I learned that I detest the holiday season specifically because of my family. It always ends with a debate about politics, and I'm wondering 4 hours later why I didn't drive my car.

I will remember to drive separately this year.

They all like Bernie, huh?

Specializes in Addictions Nursing, LTC.

It's a long way off for me, but tbh, I'm not sure if I want to do it either. My family is already sick of the amount of time I've spent in school, and I still have so much left to get my RN.

ETA: forgot to quote Far.

It's a long way off for me, but tbh, I'm not sure if I want to do it either. My family is already sick of the amount of time I've spent in school, and I still have so much left to get my RN.

Oh, you are not an RN?

Get that.

Then sit on it a bit.

Specializes in Addictions Nursing, LTC.
Oh, you are not an RN?

Get that.

Then sit on it a bit.

Nope, I'm an LPN.

Nope, I'm an LPN.

I'll babysit.

:bag:

Specializes in Addictions Nursing, LTC.
I'll babysit.

:bag:

Careful! I might take you up on that!

Specializes in OB.

I learned that I was accepted into a local hospitals nurse residency program and offered a preceptorship in Labor and Delivery which was my first choice!

My non nurse friends threw me a baby shower of sorts for my birthday and gave me things for my residency on L&D. I can't wait to start!

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