Specialties Emergency
Published Apr 16, 2012
What is the thing that you hate seeing in the Emergency Room? Is it kids, traumas, lost causes, frequent flyers or........... What gives you heebeejeebies, Creeps, Chills, gags. Tears, bad taste in your mouth and Pulls your heart strings.
Jaysie1
94 Posts
Vomit. Any kind. I know, it's ridiculous to be an ER nurse and hate vomit, but...I hate it even more than the mean drunks. The days I hear multiple patients retching from the nurses station are the days I wish I had gone to pharmacy school instead. :)
NO50FRANNY
207 Posts
Vocal vomiting. I will usually say "It does not require your vocal cords to vomit, so stop it". Kind of like calling someone on a fake seizure, "you can stop doing that, we are not interested". Some people seem to think that loud vomiting will get them through the doors quicker. Pseudo seizures are fun though, you just need a bucket of popcorn and some lollies like you are at the movies. I have recently researched some interesting research articles about genuine VS psychogenic seizures. Almost 100% specificity with video EEG, if your eyes are fully closed but not rolled back (and you are not in status or purple in colour) you are not having a seizure. I've discovered that ice cold water works very well when splashed all over the face, seems to cure pseudo seizures, and any drunk who refuses to open their eyes- GCS 10-15 straight away without inflicting pain. My typical Friday night. "just stop doing THAT!".
crb613, BSN, RN
1,632 Posts
Wimps
Stupid parents
Overdoses
Vomit and sputum....(makes me weak to even type it!)
People with those long dirty thick nails....hands or feet.
JBudd, MSN
3,836 Posts
I can cope with a great many things, just get tired of some of it.
But what I hate, upsets me? Abused babies. I just want to beat the bewhatsis out of anyone who can do this to a child.
brainkandy87
321 Posts
The guy(s) that come in wanting a clean syringe at 3am in the morning! I have actually had some even ask for a tourniquet, of course with a clean syringe- and even if it's against policy I do it- I'm an advocate. But, I do always tell them where they can go at a decent hour, a rehab hotline number, and paper on addiction (provided by AA with times of meetings, and call numbers for help. But I had to vent. I AM A HYPOCRITE I KNOW!*I really wish active addicts had a dependable resource to get clean syringes, and if my wife, mom, cousin, friend, etc. was on dope, I would want them to have a clean syringe (and 90 days inpatient tx), but we are not a shooting gallery!
The guy(s) that come in wanting a clean syringe at 3am in the morning! I have actually had some even ask for a tourniquet, of course with a clean syringe- and even if it's against policy I do it- I'm an advocate. But, I do always tell them where they can go at a decent hour, a rehab hotline number, and paper on addiction (provided by AA with times of meetings, and call numbers for help. But I had to vent. I AM A HYPOCRITE I KNOW!
*I really wish active addicts had a dependable resource to get clean syringes, and if my wife, mom, cousin, friend, etc. was on dope, I would want them to have a clean syringe (and 90 days inpatient tx), but we are not a shooting gallery!
Likelikelikelike. I don't care if it's against policy or not, I'll always hand them out. It's annoying when they roll in and want them, but I know I'm not going to stop that person from shooting up. At least I can help them with harm reduction and hey, you never know, you might have just saved that person from acquiring Hep C or HIV that night by re-using or sharing a needle. Unfortunately, there's no needle exchange program or anything close in my area and we have a TON of IV drug users here, so I always ask my IV drug users if they are using new needles/syringes every time and if not, I'll give them a few, along with some education about quitting (usually it involves personal stories about me or my friends from my days as a drug user to give them something to relate to and show that it's never too late to quit).
Honestly, I think it's every nurse's duty to do this for active IV drug users. It's providing preventive care. I know not everyone will agree with that though.
brillohead, ADN, RN
1,781 Posts
Vocal vomiting. I will usually say "It does not require your vocal cords to vomit, so stop it".
I totally get what you're saying, and I agree with you about the over-dramatizers.
But I'm one of the lucky ones who is physiologically doomed to be a "power-retcher". I have an esophageal disease that results in my lower esophageal sphincter not opening, which means that the stomach has to REALLY push to power on through the LES and up the esophagus. In the past 25+ years, I've never had a bout of vomiting that didn't result in burst blood vessels in my face and eyes. So if I'm ever in your ER and I'm gasping for breath and have tears streaming down my face, please take pity!
Oh yeah, and bring me a garbage can -- I'll projectile right up and over the edge of a wash basin, and don't even think about a standard emesis basin. When I say I need a bigger bucket, I really mean it!!! At home I use a 16-quart stockpot, and sometimes I hit the end of that so hard that it splatters back on my face. If I were a super-hero, my super-power would be POWER-PUKING! Hey, at least I could use my super-hero cape to wipe the vomitus off my face! LOL
We now return you to your regular programming....
BelgianRN
190 Posts
Or when they run out to the nurses station every time their loved one sniffles. AAAAAHHHHHH. That drives me CRAZIER :)
Yours still run? Mine generally just hit the call sign and complain it took a while to get there.
The other day I was sitting at the nursing desk when a MD came up to me to give me some info on what to watch out for on this freaky intox we had (something about delayed reactions) when this woman comes marching up to the desk and intterrupts in a very unfriendly tone "uhm you where is my sister can you tell me?!". I have to add in order to reach the nursing desk you have to speak to someone already because our ER is locked down.
So I answer her "no I will not, and you may take a step back, not listen in on this conversation, practice some patience and politeness and I will be with you when I have time. I'm in the middle of something here". I've never seen someone turn as many shades of red and purple as this woman... I just can't stand people interrupting me anymore when they see you're busy.
I'm just glad that we live in a city where it is common to be very direct to people (patients included) it helps keep the stress low if you can actually tell someone they are a pain in the a**.
The worst cases are crushed eyeballs. Maybe it's just me but there is something wrong when the goo is leaking from your eyes. I'll take the sickest kid any day over a crushed eyeball or having to assist on draining an eyeball.
I totally get what you're saying, and I agree with you about the over-dramatizers. But I'm one of the lucky ones who is physiologically doomed to be a "power-retcher". I have an esophageal disease that results in my lower esophageal sphincter not opening, which means that the stomach has to REALLY push to power on through the LES and up the esophagus. In the past 25+ years, I've never had a bout of vomiting that didn't result in burst blood vessels in my face and eyes. So if I'm ever in your ER and I'm gasping for breath and have tears streaming down my face, please take pity! Oh yeah, and bring me a garbage can -- I'll projectile right up and over the edge of a wash basin, and don't even think about a standard emesis basin. When I say I need a bigger bucket, I really mean it!!! At home I use a 16-quart stockpot, and sometimes I hit the end of that so hard that it splatters back on my face. If I were a super-hero, my super-power would be POWER-PUKING! Hey, at least I could use my super-hero cape to wipe the vomitus off my face! LOL We now return you to your regular programming....
Dude.....
I'd be the first one putting in a line and getting you some ondansetron, you would only have to wait for me to put on an apron and some goggles if you are that bad!
Dude.....I'd be the first one putting in a line and getting you some ondansetron, you would only have to wait for me to put on an apron and some goggles if you are that bad!
Might want to go for the full haz-mat suit... when I say I'm a power-puker, I mean it! I can make the scene from The Exorcist look like child's play! :barf01: Never a dull moment when I'm around! (and thanks for the Zofran!)
Rohan8
65 Posts
LAZY NURSES!!!!!! That is what I hate to see the most in the ER. It is sooo agrivating when you have a person on your team that does everything in their power to avoid working and taking patients and then only does the bare minimum when they do work. Or nurses who are aging and just trying to salvage a few remaining years to increase their retirement. If you no longer have the ability to work hard and keep the pace of the ER that is fine BUT CHANGE SPECIALITIES UUUUGGGhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! If you can't tell it is a frustrating day at work.
libran1984, ASN, RN
1 Article; 589 Posts
I work non-trauma so what I despise are
ppl coming in just for pregnancy tests and
children with low fevers less than 24 hours of 101 or below and never received tylenol or motrin
oh and the lazy nurses thing is a good one too
nkochrn, RN
1 Article; 257 Posts
Psych patients! They scare the crap outta me. I know they need help and I'm not hating on them for coming to the ER, I just don't wanna be the nurse that has to deal with them.