Weirdest, funniest, grossest male teenager pt. Stories

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What are some of your alls funniest, grossest, wierdest stories that deal with male teenagers??????

*** @ this thread... i just think the op is a girl born in '97 and is at the age where she's a little curious about teenage boys... at least i hope so...

i was wondering when someone would pose this idea. i was going to post: did anyone think that the op is actually a teenage boy who may or may not have been in the hospital recently? if he was, he may or may not have had something "gross and embarrassing" happen to him while in the hospital. so, he comes to the site (he is bored, you see) and he would like to know nurses' views of boys like him. or nothing bad happened, but he was still in the hospital for something. now after d/c, he is home and bored and was thinking about his nice nurses and is curious how nurses viewed him. :jester::yeah:

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i was wondering when someone would pose this idea. i was going to post: did anyone think that the op is actually a teenage boy who may or may not have been in the hospital recently? if he was, he may or may not have had something "gross and embarrassing" happen to him while in the hospital. so, he comes to the site (he is bored, you see) and he would like to know nurses' views of boys like him. or nothing bad happened, but he was still in the hospital for something. now after d/c, he is home and bored and was thinking about his nice nurses and is curious how nurses viewed him. :jester::yeah:

you know, you're right. maybe it is a teeny bopper. or close to it. i just always think of posters as being adults which is some what unfair.

op, if you are in fact young, please accept my apologies. :)

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The only teenage boy I ever took care of was trampled by a bull at the Youth Rodeo. The grossest thing he did was slurp his lime jello loudly. Nobody should enjoy lime jello that much!

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i was wondering when someone would pose this idea. i was going to post: did anyone think that the op is actually a teenage boy who may or may not have been in the hospital recently? if he was, he may or may not have had something "gross and embarrassing" happen to him while in the hospital. so, he comes to the site (he is bored, you see) and he would like to know nurses' views of boys like him. or nothing bad happened, but he was still in the hospital for something. now after d/c, he is home and bored and was thinking about his nice nurses and is curious how nurses viewed him. :jester::yeah:

i really doubt it,my creep radar is still going off.

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Think whatever you want. i just think its a little disgusting for grown adults to be talking about teenage boys.

That's 'cause you're only 23.Alot of things you don't find funny now will change over the years. Don't say "No, it won't" or "Not about that".Talk to me in 30 years.;)

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
Let's reverse the roles,how about the weirdest,funniest,most gross female teenager story,joke,patient and I'm

the male nurse. See the point.

Remove the gender equation and just be a NURSE with a w/f/g/ teenager story. :idea:

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Specializes in Intermediate care.
Sorry if I came across that way. It was not aimed at you. I was agreeing with you and with that I mentioned if

the roles were reversed it would be creepy as well.

Yes!!!! i agree very much. if a male nurse came on here asking for "gross female stories" it would be perceived totally different!

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Specializes in Intermediate care.
That's 'cause you're only 23.Alot of things you don't find funny now will change over the years. Don't say "No, it won't" or "Not about that".Talk to me in 30 years.;)

What's that supposed to mean? i don't care if im 90, i'll never find "gross teenage male stories" funny. Just because im 23 doesn't mean im going to be a creeper in 30 years.

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What's that supposed to mean? i don't care if im 90, i'll never find "gross teenage male stories" funny. Just because im 23 doesn't mean im going to be a creeper in 30 years.

:lol2::yeah::lol2::yeah::lol2:

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I think the OP just means that teenage boys do gross things like fart and stuff.

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Remove the gender equation and just be a NURSE with a w/f/g/ teenager story. :idea:

When you are confined to a nursing home there will be a weirdest,grossest,most pathetic old female nursing home

patient thread that describes you. Hopefully, you will be able to read it and see the fun that they make of you.

Then and only then can you reflect back and see how inappropriate it is to single out and make fun of patients.

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.
when you are confined to a nursing home there will be a weirdest,grossest,most pathetic old female nursing home

patient thread that describes you. hopefully, you will be able to read it and see the fun that they make of you.

then and only then can you reflect back and see how inappropriate it is to single out and make fun of patients.

oh for heaven's sake! lighten up already!!

in case you hadn't noticed before now, you're in the humor section of allnurses.

sometimes, you either laugh or cry, and only you get to choose how you react.

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