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Let's play a game.

What day will bobcat's nurse's office run out of tampons?

Here are the stats:

-4 full days of school left after today

-2 days + 1 make-up day for finals. Only students below a certain grade point average have to take finals.

-Approx 500 students left in school (high school 9-11 grade now). Seniors graduate tonight.

-I have 6 TAMPONS LEFT!!!

I have plenty of pads so no one will go unprotected, in case you were worried.

I have nothing to offer for a prize if you guess right, other than bragging rights.

You're out, Mavrick. I am on the east coast so 10:52 am has come and gone. Still have 6 tampons!!

Monday afternoon still in? Come on, Aunt Flo! Come for a visit!

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Specializes in ED, School Nurse.
Monday afternoon still in? Come on, Aunt Flo! Come for a visit!

Final bell rang 2 minutes ago, but I am here until 2:15. Don't think my students will go through 6 tampons in 28 minutes, but stranger things have happened!!

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Specializes in ED, School Nurse.

Tuesday came and went, still 5 tampons left!!

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Specializes in School nursing.
Tuesday came and went, still 5 tampons left!!

They all must have synced to a different week. I still hold fast that when they go, it will be in a flash together...

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Well?

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Specializes in ED, School Nurse.

I can't believe this, but I still have 5 TAMPONS LEFT!!

I only have 3 ibuprofen tabs left though.

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Specializes in School nursing.
I can't believe this, but I still have 5 TAMPONS LEFT!!

I only have 3 ibuprofen tabs left though.

Oh no. Because tampons and ibuprofen go hand-in-hand. There could be a bloodbath (pun intended) coming up soon.

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Specializes in 15 years in ICU, 22 years in PACU.

Friday at 3:20 on the West Coast and all is well. What is the tampon count??

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Specializes in ED, School Nurse.

Today is my last day. I have two hours of school left. ANNNNND still 5 tampons!! How did that even happen???? And still 3 ibuprofen. I should be all set for the first day of school next year.... bwa-ha-ha-ha!! (I had a hard time saying that with a straight face.)

I hope everyone has a great summer!!

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Today is my last day. I have two hours of school left. ANNNNND still 5 tampons!! How did that even happen???? And still 3 ibuprofen. I should be all set for the first day of school next year.... bwa-ha-ha-ha!! (I had a hard time saying that with a straight face.)

I hope everyone has a great summer!!

Or at least the first half of the 1st day! Have a great summer! 8 more days left for me!!!

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