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Specializes in ED, School Nurse.

Let's play a game.

What day will bobcat's nurse's office run out of tampons?

Here are the stats:

-4 full days of school left after today

-2 days + 1 make-up day for finals. Only students below a certain grade point average have to take finals.

-Approx 500 students left in school (high school 9-11 grade now). Seniors graduate tonight.

-I have 6 TAMPONS LEFT!!!

I have plenty of pads so no one will go unprotected, in case you were worried.

I have nothing to offer for a prize if you guess right, other than bragging rights.

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Specializes in kids.

Tuesday morning

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Specializes in School nursing.

Never, if you are my office. The gals prefer the pads ;).

But if your requests are like my requests for such feminine products, you will stare at that one lonely tampon in the drawer on Tuesday morning and the next new ladies entering your office will have to play rock, paper, scissors for it, the loser settling for a pad.

Word gets around that "the nurse doesn't have tampons!" horrifying teenage girls throughout your land. Because all of the teenage girls have synced their monthly schedules by the end of the year meaning so many, many cramps, proclamations of near death, and the demand to be dismissed ahead.

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

My bet's Wednesday!

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Monday afternoon!

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Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.

Tuesday afternoon

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Wednesday AM!

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No tampons in my office either… (K - 6th). But, with less than 3 weeks of school left, I had to buy a new package of pads!

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Specializes in 15 years in ICU, 22 years in PACU.

Monday morning at 10:52.

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Monday morning at 10:52.

Mavrick = School Nurse Wannabe

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I think Wednesday morning

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Specializes in ED, School Nurse.
Monday morning at 10:52.

You're out, Mavrick. I am on the east coast so 10:52 am has come and gone. Still have 6 tampons!!

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