1. If you're going to call off once a week, why not just cut your hours? The family medical thing you're abusing doesn't entitle you to be paid for your sick time, so it doesn't make any sense to string us along on a weekly basis. Oh, and please keep track of your excuses because it doesn't look good when you tell one coworker you called off for Reason A and another that you called off for Reason B.
2. I can't believe this place pays you to do nothing all day!
3. I don't need to know about who annoyed you last night so please leave that out of your "report" or at least keep it short and sweet. You are wasting my time.
4. I've just worked 8 hours and I want to go home. Please show up on time (like I do) and for the love of god, **** about your assignments and listen to my report so I can get out of here! (I swear, one day I am going to start giving report whether anyone is there/listening or not).
5. No, I will not help you. Maybe if you hadn't already gotten on my last nerve, I would!
6. It's called a tissue! If you sniffle one more time I am going to slap you.
Stop yawning - from 0800hrs onwards on a day shift.
Yes we know you are a young one with a busy social life but please try to go to bed at a reasonable hour. I'm twice your age and can run rings around you .... one of the reasons for that is that I go to be early before a day shift. Another reason is that I have breakfast before I come ...this makes a big difference, believe me
Same here - my sinuses get clogged up. And I HATE it when they use cheap perfume - yeuch!
Yep those ones contribute to my sinusitis. I can feel my turbinates swelling as soon as there's anything by Estee Lauder or Elizabeth Arden ....boy are they pungent !!!
And is it just coincidental ? - but those ones seem to be super worried about any bathroom smells and crop dust the bathroom with odour neutraliser and that really makes me feel quite ill
Could the bathroom bad-smell-neutraliser crop dusters please refrain from this action. Just do #1's in the immediate location (no need for the spray) and #2's please far away from the floor
1 fb at home 2 you're not the prom queen diva you think you are3 if you put half as much effort into work as you do your fake hair nails makeup and eyelashes you might b worth something to the residents 4 come on time5 shut up shut up shut up 6 KMA you wanna be knowitall!-------that's just for starters
Whining and complaining every day will not keep me from assigning you a new admission
Oh yea, and stop hiding your discharges from me. Everyone has had an admission, it's your turn!
Let me do the assignment board, it my job. You are thinking about only how it will affect you. I am thinking of what's best for the entire floor. (I actually did say this and it didn't go over very well)
NPvampire, MSN, RN, APRN
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There's no need to wear perfume to work, let alone BATHE in it!
I don't think your 2" blood-red fake-diamond-encrusted talons fall under the facility's nail policy.