Published Dec 13, 2016
showbizrn
432 Posts
AFTER and DURING a shift that really " pushes my buttons " I reach way to the "bottom" (or top) of my soul and chant:
I Do---
What I want, When I want, Where I want, Why I want and with Whom I want!---and I keep-on gittin'-up!
amoLucia
7,736 Posts
I want
I want it all
I want it all now, and
I want only the BEST
because I'm WORTH it!!!
suburbiafeelsu
38 Posts
Who the **** do you think I am?
What the **** is that?
When the **** is this pt arriving?
Where the **** is my pen?
Why the **** did they do that?
GrumpyRN, NP
1,308 Posts
Who the **** do you think I am?What the **** is that?When the **** is this pt arriving?Where the **** is my pen?Why the **** did they do that?
Excellent. Would also add:-
Who the **** do you think you are?
AMEN!
JoannieO
36 Posts
..in the end, it was "How much longer until retirement?" Always keep your goal in mind! Save early, believe me. I've already forgotten how difficult the work world was, and it's only been 5 months since I retired, after a 45 year career in all areas, including information systems, teaching, hospital nursing, long term care, community health and finally in occupational medicine.
Retirement?
I'm ALWAYS going to keep busy
but
I don't plan on being STRESSED
NO-NO-NO!
Like the song goes,
" This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine."
CCU BSN RN
280 Posts
Retirement?Like the song goes," This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine."
That song actually has a few more bangin' verses like
"Don't let Satan blow it out, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine, Let it shine"
I like to sing that verse when a Charge RN gives me a ****** patient or when a doctor is rude. Sometimes when a patient is rude. Because I think it's funny. And I try to do what makes me laugh in life.
OCNRN63, RN
5,978 Posts
Here I thought we were reviewing the 5 main causes of post-operative fever (5 Ws).
Carry on.
Lol!!!!!!
I gave-up MED-SURG
a loooooooonnnng time ago!
Cisabel
13 Posts
Well this cracked me up!
jaderook01, BSN, RN
150 Posts
OP- I like this. It's true. I am here solely because I want to be. I have kept up my certification from my first career (one from which I occasionally get calls asking me to come back). It definitely works when I'm having a rough shift to keep things in perspective.