The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Specializes in Public Health.

I just wanted to pop in and say that, as a snarky 2nd career pre-nursing student, I *love* this thread. Educational and hilarious. I hope to not be one of "those types" of nursing students/new nurses someday. I think the fact that I'm old enough to know better helps; plus, I'm not a fan of stupidity.:saint:

Keep it up, o wise ones!

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
The recurring threads: Do I have to clean poo, urine, vomit, etc.....Seriously? Who do they think cleans up?

The Fairies.

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.

Whoa. Wat is up with this ad that's showing right now?

PreNursing Certificate Overview|Azusa Pacific Online Pre Nursing Degree

What the heck is a "Pre-Nursing Certificate"? What does "incorporating a Christian worldview" have to do with nursing education? I think Jesus might not be a fan of predatory schools that try to rip off unsuspecting students who are desperate to get into a nursing program.

I thought the ads to be a surrogate mother were weird, but this one might be weirder.

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Nowadays, when I see a post from someone about getting into nursing school or passing the NCLEX, I just want to offer my condolences. Oh, and nurses eat their young.

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Specializes in Ortho Med\Surg.
Whoa. Wat is up with this ad that's showing right now?

PreNursing Certificate Overview|Azusa Pacific Online Pre Nursing Degree

What the heck is a "Pre-Nursing Certificate"? What does "incorporating a Christian worldview" have to do with nursing education? I think Jesus might not be a fan of predatory schools that try to rip off unsuspecting students who are desperate to get into a nursing program.

I thought the ads to be a surrogate mother were weird, but this one might be weirder.

It says these classes are all online... how can you take micro without doing cultures? This confuses me..... :confused:

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
It says these classes are all online... how can you take micro without doing cultures? This confuses me..... :confused:
I like that you can do chem at home. Can you say "Kaboom"?
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Specializes in Ortho Med\Surg.
I like that you can do chem at home. Can you say "Kaboom"?

Perfect for all of those meth lab builders! (I live in the meth capital of the West Coast) :smokin:

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Perfect for all of those meth lab builders! (I live in the meth capital of the West Coast) :smokin:

And I in the meth capital of the Southeast! My neighborhood could explode at any moment!! Woot!

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
And I in the meth capital of the Southeast! My neighborhood could explode at any moment!! Woot!

OK, now I'm jealous. I don't live in a meth capital of anywhere. Just horse and buggies.

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
I like that you can do chem at home. Can you say "Kaboom"?
Perhaps they figure that bathtub meth would help pay those school fees.
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And I in the meth capital of the Southeast! My neighborhood could explode at any moment!! Woot!
I have you beat. I've heard in some areas meth is known as 417, cause that's the area code it's biggest in. Guess where I live? Yeah, I'm cool like that. :)

It's in SW Missouri, for those who don't want to google it. We've got to be famous for something right?

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Perhaps they figure that bathtub meth would help pay those school fees.

ROTFLOL.

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