The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Specializes in Telemetry, OB, NICU.

Majority of my class including me failed this test! I am going to BON to report this instructor. Not fair!

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Specializes in Orthopedic, LTC, STR, Med-Surg, Tele.

GUYS I fell down the stairs and heard a crack and now there is a jagged white thing sticking out of my arm. Is this swine flu??!?!?!?!?!

:) for xkcd

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I think it may be!! I grew up on a farm and have seen a lot of pigs with this same condition! lol

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Specializes in CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU.
No, I know what we can do. Every time we get called mean we all have to do a shot (booze)

Now you have my attention. Y'all all call me mean...quick!
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Specializes in CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU.
RATTS! I messed up my last post! To be purrfect, it would all be in lowur case with no punctuashon just one long poorly written sentance
nt nearly enough xtra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s and wai 2 lttl abrevs 4me 2 tk u srs.
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Specializes in CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU.
yo uno compassion

English only, plz!

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Specializes in OB (with a history of cardiac).

Here's some more- er, I mean moar:

So like i dunno what I wanna major in lol, and i always liked taking care of ppl so should i be a nurse or what? would i be a good nurse i liked to volunteer at the childrens hospital. maybe i can be a kids nurse?

Ok, so I got this job at a crappy hospital in a rural area. It's so small, I hate it and I only took it because they're paying my loans back but I'm a BSN, I can do so much better than this right? My instructors told us in school we can work wherever we want to. So I'm really looking for a new job at a hospital in the city, but I don't want to work on some stupid med-surg unit, I'm waiting for an opening in ICU and then I'm totally leaving this little dump lol! Advise pleeeeeease?

DREEEEEEEAAAMMMMMMM!!! Everyone on TV gets their dream! I just have to try really hard accompanied by a montage of me in nursing school with really bad music sung by a woman who does that thing with her voice where it goOOOWWOOOOHHHHWOHHEEESSSSYEH YEH YEH YEHaaaaahoooooo.

OMG!!! Where I work, I heard a patient call a MEDICAL ASSISTANT a NURSE and the nurse didn't IMMEDIATELY CORRECT THE PATIENT!!!!! Should I call BON and have her arrested?!?!?!!

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Specializes in Orthopedic, LTC, STR, Med-Surg, Tele.

Oh, and:

I'm in my first semester of my BSN, after I graduate I can't decide if I work in the ED or the ICU?

Because, ya know, as a new grad those jobs are super attainable IN THIS ECONOMY. :rolleyes:

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Specializes in ED/ICU/TELEMETRY/LTC.

I have a cleft in my chin and a tattoo of butt cheeks over it. I also had my bottom lip pierced to simulate the well............er...........um, you know (can't say that word). No body will give me a job. Can you help me?

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it starts off with the op saying some story about how they went through school with a 4.0 with 13 kids, 7 jobs, no husband/wife while trying to destroy the one ring.

omg i love it!!! Hahhahahahahaha!

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I have a cleft in my chin and a tattoo of butt cheeks over it. I also had my bottom lip pierced to simulate the well............er...........um, you know (can't say that word). No body will give me a job. Can you help me?

OMG this stuff is hilarious!! Love you guys!!

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That got even funnier when someone addressed Ruby as Ruby Bee. Woof and Ruby Bee. New animated series. They bark and sting. They offend!
Holy moly! That made laugh so hard..... I'm dreading work this morning so laughing helps!
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