That one random nugget of information from nursing school that you've never forgotten..

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I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I seem to have a knack for remembering pointless things.

I remember the names of restaurants that I've eaten at on vacations, the servers' names, and other useless information that I will never need to recall in my life again.

This also applies to my time in nursing school, which admittedly wasn't that long ago, but long enough that a lot of the non-vital "nice to know but not need to know" information that we learned has become a little hazy.

The one random nugget of seemingly useless information that I remember from nursing school is what a scleral buckle is and what it is used to treat. It was briefly mentioned in my second semester of nursing school and for some reason it stuck with me. I've never encountered someone that has had this procedure in clinical OR in my personal life and I really have no justification for remembering it, but I do.

Does anyone else care to share a random nugget of information they learned in nursing school that they still remember, but never actually came in handy to know?

19 years ago, 3 days after the birth of my eldest...I had 5100cc (yes, that is 5 liters) drained out of my bladder continuously and without a bladder spasm...I did have a foley for 2 days to allow the bladder to return to normal size... (no nurse actually assessed my bladder or even fundus in the two days I was in the hospital..they only asked me if I was peeing and the honest answer was "I was")

Sad that they didn't require a real I and O and check the fundus. With my first they massaged the fundus more than once a day ((1966, I was there five days) and with my others (last one in 1975)), never!

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

Pink Puffers vs Blue Bloaters

Specializes in ICU, Postpartum, Onc, PACU.

It's not super random and is helpful, but I've never forgotten a few things, first of which, is the call light "thing". I was doing my first skills test and did my first observed assessment fine, but had forgotten to put the call light back on the bed. The lady (who is SO precious and still does clinical skills tests at that school) told me I'd done everything else right, but I had to make an appointment to retest. So I did, two days later, and she said, "Now put the call light on the bed". I did and she congratulated me on passing my exam.

I asked when I was going to get to redo the assessment test and she said that I'd passed and that she wanted me to have to come back for the call light so I wouldn't forget it. She was so right!

xo

Specializes in ER, Paeds, Gen Surg.

Yesssssss! I graduated Nursing School in 1982 and was taught this! I guess it's time to re-think.:yes:

Specializes in MICU/CCU, SD, home health, neo, travel.

If it wasn't documented it wasn't done.

3.5 to 5.3 is a decent K+ level.

If you live long enough, you will ALL die of CHF.

Massage the fundus!

Specializes in ER.
I'm sorry this happened, I'm glad you're okay and this story made me guffaw. Who wears Gucci?

That must have been RubyVee's sister!

Specializes in ER.
Funny TMI moment in labor with my 2nd...

In the throes of transition I tell the nurse I need to use the bathroom. She reassures me that it's just the baby pushing down through the birth canal. I insisted. She insisted. I was squatting on the side of the bed. I said ok, I'll just push...

Let's just say I was right :roflmao:

She knew...but better poop in the bed, than a baby in the toilet. Don't even worry about it.

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
That must have been RubyVee's sister!

Yup, my sister wears Gucci. But she wouldn't be caught dead on a nursing unit now that she has underlings to go in her stead!

Always look at the patient first, never the monitor.

Specializes in rehab, post-op.

LOL, I learned the pillow case trick! And, like you, I put on pillow cases at home the same way!

Specializes in rehab, post-op.

Wow! You are lucky that your bladder didn't rupture!

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