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What's the goofiest mistake you've made on the job? No, I don't mean the med errors or the medical mistakes you learned from. Those are important and often terrible experiences, of course, but this isn't about danger to patients or trauma.

I just really want to talk about the silly things we ALL do and can have the good grace to laugh about. It seems I find so many great stories in the nursing community because we often are under such stress, that we're so focused on those important details and avoiding the critical mistakes...so our brain tends to reserve less power on the things that don't matter as much.

Here's my confession. (And if any of my coworkers are on this forum, I'm outing myself gloriously, because we ALL had a good laugh over it...) My adolescent psych unit is in a small, private hospital, so though EMR has been promised to us, it's not quite here yet. A frustration of mine, to be sure...but that's another story. The kiddos were being super impulsive and just SO MUCH limit-testing going on, and I'm trying to get meds passed and RN assessments done and also manage patients and such. My awesome techs are working their butts off. The usual. One of my team asks if I can bring him "four soaps." That's a bit excessive, I think, but I also know, hey, sometimes teenagers want A LOT of body wash and our trial size containers aren't that big. Or maybe he's distributing them for hygiene time or something.

THIS IS WHERE I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE QUESTIONED SOMETHING.

Cheerfully, I grab four of the small body wash vials, and bring them to him, and he's like..."what?" Because he meant four SOAPs, as in SOAP notes, which we do on each patient q shift...and he was asking me to bring him the charts...

I had a patient in the ICU who was a daily weight. This was in the old days before bedscales when we had to put the patient in a sling to weigh them. I was very frustrated because my weight was about 35 lbs less than the previous day. I lowered the patient back on to his bed, got the sling out from under him, zeroed the scale and repeated the process. Still 35 lbs off. Suddenly it hit me. He had a BKA the day before. Duh

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
I had a patient in the ICU who was a daily weight. This was in the old days before bedscales when we had to put the patient in a sling to weigh them. I was very frustrated because my weight was about 35 lbs less than the previous day. I lowered the patient back on to his bed, got the sling out from under him, zeroed the scale and repeated the process. Still 35 lbs off. Suddenly it hit me. He had a BKA the day before. Duh
So a leg weighs about 35 pounds, eh?
So a leg weighs about 35 pounds, eh?

On many patients I've had, probably...

I was removing my first IV in my second clinical rotation, with my instructor there to help me. So, somehow I just never knew that the needle didn't stay in the patients arm. It's so embarrassing now, but it had just never been explained and I had no way to know there was just a cannula left behind. Even when I had my babies in the couple of years before nursing school, I kept my infusing arm perfectly still because I thought there was a needle there!

So I was really nervous about pulling the "needle" out of my patients arm and could NOT understand why my sweet amazing instructor was suddenly so annoyed with me for not just pulling it up and out! In my mind, I had to figure out which way the needle was going and pull in the right direction so I wouldn't hurt the lady. Ugh, I cringe now.

Specializes in ER.

Decades ago in nursing school, my friend and i were observing surgery in the gyne OR.

Pt was having a total hysterectomy, and the surgeon was kindly talking us through it, and invited my friend Anna to have a closer look at the open abdomen so be could point out various organs.

As she leaned over and peered into this poor patient's gaping abdomen, her glasses suddenly slipped down off her face and landed deep in the surgical opening.

Without missing a beat, she commented, "Oh, look, its a 'Womb with a View."

Whole team just cracked up, the glasses were duly retrieved and the surgery resumed a few minutes later.

Specializes in Psych, Peds, Education, Infection Control.

4. I had four patients in a ward room and all of them were confused and trying to climb out of bed on their own. The one patient would purposely make his bed alarm go off to agitate the other patient in the room. He found this hilarious.

OMG, don't you just LOVE those patients? I had one once who would lift her hip just enough to make the bed alarm go off because it played a shrieking version of Yankee Doodle and her dementia roommate would get up and start dancing to it...

These are awesome!

When I was in nursing school, I accidentally took a patient temperature with the "red" probe and my classmate said (right in front of the patient) "Why are you using the rectal probe instead of the oral one?" The patient swore at me! I must not have been paying attention in clinicals when thermometers were covered.

Didn't happen to me, but a respiratory therapist came out of a room and reported to my colleague that Mr X was getting a breathing treatment. My colleague stated "Mr X is dead, I was just getting ready to do post-mortem care"

Nursing students pushing a wheelchair down the hall bumped into a corner and knocked the patient's necrotic pinkie toe right off! They just picked it up and threw it away. Supervisor made them go back and get it out of the trash when the family noticed and questioned her about it.

Maybe not a mistake? When I was an aide I was orienting a new girl and I sent her to get vitals on a res and she came back and said she couldn't hear her BP, said sometimes she has a hard time hearing them and asked if I could get it for her. I walked into the res rm and told the orientee to get the nurse immediately. While I was waiting, the res took her last breath, back then we didn't do CPR, there was no such thing as code status in LTC. Anyways, the girl came back with the nurse, saw that the res was dead, looked at the nurse and said, "She was alive when I left!" I just stood there, I'm sure with a look of ***** on my face. Since then I go get the nurse, that is until I became the nurse, but I still look back and laugh about it.

Specializes in ED, Tele, MedSurg, ADN, Outpatient, LTC, Peds.

Laughed till I cried! Bathroom break!

Specializes in ED, Tele, MedSurg, ADN, Outpatient, LTC, Peds.

Once I had to snip off the tie of a PA with my trauma shears! His tie was in a puddle of stool that he was digitally removing as the patient was impacted.

I told him,"I know what to get you for Christmas!"

Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Nursing students pushing a wheelchair down the hall bumped into a corner and knocked the patient's necrotic pinkie toe right off! They just picked it up and threw it away. Supervisor made them go back and get it out of the trash when the family noticed and questioned her about it.

"And that's why they make Dermabond, ladies and gentlemen"...

These are awesome!

When I was in nursing school, I accidentally took a patient temperature with the "red" probe and my classmate said (right in front of the patient) "Why are you using the rectal probe instead of the oral one?" The patient swore at me! I must not have been paying attention in clinicals when thermometers were covered.

Didn't happen to me, but a respiratory therapist came out of a room and reported to my colleague that Mr X was getting a breathing treatment. My colleague stated "Mr X is dead, I was just getting ready to do post-mortem care"

Nursing students pushing a wheelchair down the hall bumped into a corner and knocked the patient's necrotic pinkie toe right off! They just picked it up and threw it away. Supervisor made them go back and get it out of the trash when the family noticed and questioned her about it.

Omg, each story was better than the last. I am in tears from laughing so hard! Thank you for sharing!

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