Suggested new NANDA diagnosis

There's a form in the back of my NANDA book to send in suggested new NANDA nursing diagnoses. May I humbly present this one?

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Inadequate Student Nurse Understanding Related to Befuddling and Slightly Arbitrary Nursing Diagnosis Taxonomies, As Evidenced by Slack Jaws and Glazed Eyes in the Classroom

See also,

Care Plan Panic, Risk for

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Suggested Interventions, anyone?

[christina731]

This made me lol!! It's nice to see some humor on this board! Thanks for sharing!

[SopranoKris, MSN, RN, NP]

Hehehe, love it :)

[CountryMomma, ASN, RN]

I'd be an expert at this one. Wouldn't even need the book for it. The AEB would be just looking into a mirror.

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

Interventions:

Ensure student that nursing schools almost lasts forever, but not forever

Instruct student to sleep 8-9 hours a night (ha ha ha)

Educate student about the risks and benefits of caffeine

[RunBabyRN]

Interventions:

Ensure student that nursing schools almost lasts forever, but not forever

Instruct student to sleep 8-9 hours a night (ha ha ha)

Educate student about the risks and benefits of caffeine

I remember second semester, our M/S instructor told us to take a day a week to ourselves. We all got a good laugh out of that one! SMH. What kind of reality do these instructors think we have??

[EaglesWings21, ASN, RN]

Day to myself? I am in nursing school, have 3 kids, and work 2 jobs. A day to myself means doing laundry and catching up on cleaning the house!!! lol

And maybe, just maybe, I might have time in between semesters to paint!!

[TU RN]

Evaluation: student demonstrates success in nursing program curriculum and obtains state licensure as a registered nurse.

Keep your eyes on the prize and stay focused. You'll be there before you know it.