the Subpoena Blues

Im singing a song

called the subpoena blues

got one a month ago

for a pt 2 yrs ago

Today I forgot to show

went golfing instead

sun was shining

now I may need a jailhouse bed

Moral of the blues

if they give you that subpoena

dont forget to go

Might be a fine

might be some time in jail

I find out tomorrow

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

I got them subpoena blues

oooohhhhhhh,,, yes

I got them subpena blues

thank you

thank you

I gots to go

[caroladybelle, BSN, RN]

Do you need me to bake a cake with a file in it???

or would it be better to buy you lots of cigarettes for trade with your new spouse, Rambo??????

[RNin92]

Sorry, Tom...

If I would have read this post first I wouldn't have made a crack about wearing orange on your other new thread tonight...

But, I'm sure orange will look LOVELY on you!

And I am sure Mrs. "Prisoner #74659275" AKA Tom can visit often...

Ok...do we need to take up a collection for the "Get Tom outta jail" Fund or what???!!??!?

[NursesRmofun, ASN, RN]

eeeeew...yuk.....not much fun there in court anyway!

Good luck! :uhoh21:

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

If I were you, I'd make sure to show up bright and early at the court clerk's desk to explain why you missed your appearance. I once forgot about a jury summons, and a couple days later I received a VERY strongly worded missive from the court advising me I was going to be charged with contempt of court if I didn't get my butt down there PDQ and explain myself. You don't want to mess with the legal system, believe me.....they'll mess with you right back, and you'll lose!! :uhoh21:

[BabyRN2Be]

I hope everything does work out OK. We love your words o' wisdom. I don't think they'd let you have access to allnurses.com from jail. Seriously, if you go down and explain yourself (if you can, we sure can't... ), things might work out OK.

Nice song though... :chuckle

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

I will talk a blue streak

to avoid the Orange scrubs

[RNin92]

I will talk a blue streak

to avoid the Orange scrubs

"Scrubs" ?!!?

Is THAT what you are telling yourself?!

Ahhhhhhh...

Denial is a powerful thing!!

:chuckle

When you go to explain yourself...

You might want to skip the part about the nice day...

Had to go golfing...

Just sayin'...

[RNin92]

Hey...

And I hear Mark Gregarious (sp?) might be free to represent you!

Michael Jackson appears to be all through with him!

Man...I hope I got his name right...otherwise this is a REALLY stupid post!!!

Ah well...it won't be the last time I'm stupid!

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

unfortunately its not my first time either, to miss a subpoena

[RNin92]

unfortunately its not my first time either, to miss a subpoena

Oooooo...

That's probably not good!

I'll pray for a different Judge and DA than last time!!

[veetach]

So what happened? Are you in Jail? :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

I hear even the worst day golfing is better than the best day in court, Tom.