the Subpoena Blues

[teeituptom]

Im singing a song

called the subpoena blues

got one a month ago

for a pt 2 yrs ago

Today I forgot to show

went golfing instead

sun was shining

now I may need a jailhouse bed

Moral of the blues

if they give you that subpoena

dont forget to go

Might be a fine

might be some time in jail

I find out tomorrow

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

I got them subpoena blues

oooohhhhhhh,,, yes

I got them subpena blues

thank you

thank you

I gots to go

[Iam46yearsold]

This is so amusing but unfortunately hits very close to home. I also hate legal blood draws, and other things where I get subpoenaed to court to testify. Interferes with my life. I also hate lawyers.

[sweetsounds]

Thanks to OP. It distracted me for a while from my anxiety over a missed appointment of my own, one that's going to require some BIG 'splainin'.

Sorry too, that you are being chastised. I totally understand the night shift thing.

I thought at first that your reference to having subpoena wallpaper was uproarious; then I realized that you meant you have had the misfortune more than once (or twice!) Again, my sympathies are with you. Gotta admire how you handled it.

[Iam46yearsold]

I got a subpoena last night, the curse of ER

[sweetsounds]

Condolences...

[RN BSN 2009]

Hope everything turns out OK.