stupid er tricks

RoxyBen · Dec 12, 2004

We haven't had one of these in a long time; I'll post first.
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his member.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.
After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.
A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his member so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."

"...the condom was too big." TOO FUNNY!!!

JVanRN · Dec 12, 2004

oh wow...

acgemt · Dec 12, 2004

I love the story!! Now I have to add my true story.

On the ambulane, I reveived a call for the typical "injured person" with no additional information. Once my partner and I arrived on scene, we found a male in his 40s who had zipped his member. Sure enough, it was really stuck. He zipped up part way, then the skin, and then zipped past it (No we were not able to just unzip the pants, it wouldn't work. There was no swelling or bleeding (suprisingly).

:rotfl: Now here is the kicker!! This happened the day before we arrived. When we got there is was alert to what was going on but we noticed some serious ETOH breath. He stated that he figured the alcohol would dull the pain and he spent the night trying to get it out himself.

Glad we females don't have that problem!!

Pattiecake · Dec 12, 2004

Had a guy come into the ER with a toilet seat firmly secured to his butt. He painted prior to going to bed, got up in the middle of the night to use the throne, and couldn't get it off him, so he unscrewed it and came to the er in a trench coat. Wonder just exactly how long he sat there, for it to stick that well.

Pattiecake · Dec 12, 2004

Had a guy come into the ER with a toilet seat firmly secured to his butt. He painted prior to going to bed, got up in the middle of the night to use the throne, and couldn't get it off him, so he unscrewed it and came to the er in a trench coat. Wonder just exactly how long he sat there, for it to stick that well!:imbar :chuckle :chuckle

errn7 · Dec 13, 2004

There are enough "stupid tricks" to fill a vault. But 2 of my favorites are:

A couple years back at about this time a guy was putting up his Christmas lights on his house. He was putting them up in the dark and stepped of the end of his house....Lucky for him he only suffered a broken ankle.

The funniest of all was the late night visit by a husband and his wife with "rectal pain". After the MD assessed the situation he came out and ask for an Pelvic tray...needless to say we came up with all kinds of wise cracks about that. However, he needed the long forceps to retreive a "lost" viberator from the husband's colon. After removing said object he tossed it in the bio can. To this the wife expressed "HEY, Thats mine I want it back"..........LMAO

There is a story everyday almost..but those are two of my all time favs......:rotfl:

RN92 · Dec 13, 2004

I also have many many stories: here's some of the better ones.

1. New diabetic was brought in by ambulance with family there. They thought "maybe his sugars too low). His wife said "Ive been making him drink water all day but its not helping" (go figure).

2. An elderly gentleman w/same level fall. Family said he passed out. So, they started doing cpr (I doubt they knew how). Apearantly, he had a syncopal episode. His wife said, "it worked cause he woke up" I'd probably wake up too, if someone started cpr on me while I was asleep!We asked her if he lost a pulse or wasnt breathing. She said she didnt know - all she knew was that he wasnt awake.

Have you ever heard the saying "knowing a little can be DANGEROUS

JacqueOCS · Dec 25, 2004

Those are great stories! I love reading the events ya'll share. Keep them coming.

Merry Christmas :Santa5:

abnurse · Dec 28, 2004

I have a few faves to add...

1. Guy and girl both had genital piercings and arrived via ems attached. Pretty funny to see 2 people on gurney. Nothing a wire cutter didn't help.

2. Had a pt. show up with a birthday candle inserted in his member. Thought he would be creative for his wife's birthday. "that one takes the cake".

3. Young lady came in complaining of an ear ache x 2 wks. Stated "I had dental work 2 wks ago and I think the dentist poked my ear drum when he was numbing my gums."

allnurses Guide · Dec 29, 2004

I have a few faves to add...
1. Guy and girl both had genital piercings and arrived via ems attached. Pretty funny to see 2 people on gurney. Nothing a wire cutter didn't help.
2. Had a pt. show up with a birthday candle inserted in his member. Thought he would be creative for his wife's birthday. "that one takes the cake".
3. Young lady came in complaining of an ear ache x 2 wks. Stated "I had dental work 2 wks ago and I think the dentist poked my ear drum when he was numbing my gums."

Regarding #3 . . . . well, have you seen how long that darn needle is!!?? :uhoh21: :chuckle

steph

RNin92 · Jan 2, 2005

I've posted my father and son tag-team pruners before...with the lawn mower!! (So...did ya WANT those fingers?!?)

And, I've posted my 20 something year old who thought 3 titanium cock rings were better than one...or two! (Yowie!)

Those are my 2 personal favorites...

But there are so many others...

The lady who had staples in the right side of her head...just didn't fell like getting them out...came in 2 months later with c/o of "Headache, but only when she laid on her right side"...no kidding!

And ya gotta love the pregnant girls who have never had sex..(so are ya STICKING with that story missy??!!?)

I do love the girl who came in with etoh poisoning...she was a volunteer at a local department...trying to help show the effects of etoh on your judgement...and they had her drink a quart of tequilla in 45 minutes...ooooh...was their chief ticked off when we called him...seems that he told them to use the glasses with the lenses that "simulate" etoh...oops.

Ahhhhh...so many people so few neurons!

:rotfl: