We haven't had one of these in a long time; I'll post first.
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his member.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.
After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.
A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his member so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
Specializes in ICU, ED, Transport, Home Care, Mgmnt.
Elderly gentleman brought in to have a 3 liter bottle removed from his member. Wife was very ticked off. Cut off the bottle with the cast saw and someone remarked to the wife, well I guess he won't do that again! She said that's what we thought the last time, he went to other hospital in town, was too embarrassed to go back there second time. :rotfl: :rotfl:
We had a guy come in last week with a member laceration, caused by a tree branch. I don't even have a member, and it hurt just to LOOK at that laceration.
1. Guy and girl both had genital piercings and arrived via ems attached. Pretty funny to see 2 people on gurney. Nothing a wire cutter didn't help.
2. Had a pt. show up with a birthday candle inserted in his member. Thought he would be creative for his wife's birthday. "that one takes the cake".
3. Young lady came in complaining of an ear ache x 2 wks. Stated "I had dental work 2 wks ago and I think the dentist poked my ear drum when he was numbing my gums."
Actually number one in the ER myself, two teens, unfortunately we didnt get them disconnected before the girls father showed up, lets just say we no longer had to worry about disconnecting them.
I had just graduated from nursing school and felt lucky to get a job in the ER. One afternoon a woman came in complaining of abdominal pain. The triage nurse brought her back to one of the pelvic rooms and I was sent in to assess and set her up for a pelvic. As she placed her feet in the stirrups and wiggled her fanny down to the bottom of the bed I peeked to see if she was down far enough and, lo and behold, there were a pair of dingle-dangles staring me in the face. :uhoh21: I exited the room to find the ER Doc and three or four nurses laughing their butts off. Apparently, this was one of the local transvestite wanna-be's who came in on a regular basis for enemas. Welcome to the ER! :rotfl:
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Elderly gentleman brought in to have a 3 liter bottle removed from his member. Wife was very ticked off. Cut off the bottle with the cast saw and someone remarked to the wife, well I guess he won't do that again! She said that's what we thought the last time, he went to other hospital in town, was too embarrassed to go back there second time. :rotfl: :rotfl: