Whats the difference between God and a Doctor?

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God knows he's not a doctor

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
God knows he's not a doctor

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Specializes in Adult Primary Care.

A nurse!

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Specializes in retired LTC.

God has better handwriting?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
God has better handwriting?

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
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This reminded me of the movie "History of the World" when Moses received the tablets containing the "15" commandments, 5 on each stone tablet, but he dropped one and it shattered, so that's how we ended up with 10 commandments.

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Specializes in retired LTC.

Davey & Old Dude - por nada!

I remember that scene from the movie too. That's one funny movie!

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Doctors don't have a God complex, God has a doctor complex!!! LOL.

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Specializes in ambulant care.

God is able to do everything;

even to acknowledge an error.

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Specializes in Hospice.

Uhmmmm, I'm not sure, sometimes it's hard to get either one to call back.

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Specializes in Med-Surg, ER.

God forgives you for your sins

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Specializes in Med-Surg, ER.

God forgives you for your sins.

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