September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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We have another cartoon with a missing caption. Can you help us out? We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ September 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: October 14)

and the winner is beauxnick ... the cartoon may be viewed at New Tech - Whose idea was this???

"This is Nurse Cyborg. She will be shadowing you this week, as her nursing skills seem to be a little rusty."

"What? I always change to a robot near the end of my shift."

Specializes in Certified Med/Surg tele, and other stuff.

I bet it doesn't have a bladder either.

Male administrator: "I thought replacing the nursing staff with robots would be a good way to stop all the complaints of long hours and outlandish nurse-to-patient ratios, but even they won't accept 100 patients!"

Female administrator: "Didn't you also think it was a good idea to pay the RNs with IOUs?"

Male administrator: "We'll, at least they haven't learned how to unionize...."

"I am on a break. I will not process that order".

Specializes in Maternity.

"We have some bad news, we are going to upgrade you"

Specializes in Maternity.

"You have just been recalled, patient satisfaction scores are way down"

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

Uhh doctor, doctor...the robot you are looking for is me!

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

Sadly, the patients don't even notice we're gone.

Well, Nurseoid, at $40,000 you're cheaper than this here nurse's annual pay! How about havin' a job here, eh? As a matter of fact, you can have hers!

Wow Nurseoid, you're impressive! At only 6 months old your skills surpass my nurse! And she went to school for years.

To be honest, I like you better than my nurse... You don't fight with me...

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