September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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We have another cartoon with a missing caption. Can you help us out? We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ September 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: October 14)

and the winner is beauxnick ... the cartoon may be viewed at New Tech - Whose idea was this???

Your people skills are rather rusty, Nurseoid.

Nurseoid, I'll need you to check the blood pressure of the patient in room-- what do you mean you need to get an upgrade?

Nurseoid, I know you're new here. Unlike you, when we are tired we can't just restart our systems.

Sorry Nuseoid, I don't think they offer oil down in the cafeteria.

Nurseoid, seeing as how your system crashed while starting a central line, we're going to have to let you go.

Do you think you can Google "how to act more human" and work on that please? Great.

Looks like it's got the blue screen of death again. What a waste of money.

Nurseoid, we can't have you forcing a system update and then restart while inserting a urinary catheter!

Specializes in None yet..
I thought you said we were getting a new TECH?!

CLEVER!

Unfortunately, Nurseoid, the patient didn't know "Beep boop boop" meant that you only wanted urine in the hat.

Man: "This is the new Pearson Vue Trick. You have to wait 60 seconds for your NCLEX result"

Woman: "Why does it take so looooooooooooong! Umpf!"

You're going to have to refrain from rolling over patients' and employees' toes in the hall.

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