Screw Nursing Caption Contest

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Screw Nursing Caption Contest:

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You know the drill: Enter your submission, believe yourself to be clever, I'll give you a Like, and you will win nothing.

Good Luck!

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

Hospital CEO: Now go out there and do your best, leave no unit untouched.

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"I know you and your team feel strongly that, 'In order to help you improve we must understand what it is that you do!???'

With that in mind, welcome to the door watching station!"

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
3 hours ago, MrNurse(x2) said:

Hospital CEO: Now go out there and do your best, leave no unit untouched.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
4 hours ago, JKL33 said:

In order to help you improve we must understand what it is that you do!

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Specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg.

Nurse/screw to CEO: "I told you already, I can't help what I look like, after too many times getting screwed I just morphed into this"

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
16 hours ago, Daisy4RN said:

Nurse/screw to CEO: "I told you already, I can't help what I look like, after too many times getting screwed I just morphed into this"

That's a good one, Daisy!

It looks good as a caption!

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care.

I just don't think this position a good fit, Mr. Philips. Too many loose screws.

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Specializes in ambulant care.

"I havn´t a standardized thread. So what ?!?"

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Specializes in critical care, med/surg.

"Helloo, I'm like looking for, you know, uh, uh, the nurse that I belong to?".

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

A cartoon based on a perception:

 

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