Screw Nursing Caption Contest

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  • Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Screw Nursing Caption Contest:

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You know the drill: Enter your submission, believe yourself to be clever, I'll give you a Like, and you will win nothing.

Good Luck!

MrNurse(x2), ADN

2,558 Posts

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

Hospital CEO: Now go out there and do your best, leave no unit untouched.

JKL33

6,760 Posts

"I know you and your team feel strongly that, 'In order to help you improve we must understand what it is that you do!???'

With that in mind, welcome to the door watching station!"

Davey Do

10,472 Posts

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
3 hours ago, MrNurse(x2) said:

Hospital CEO: Now go out there and do your best, leave no unit untouched.

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Davey Do

10,472 Posts

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
4 hours ago, JKL33 said:

In order to help you improve we must understand what it is that you do!

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Daisy4RN

2,221 Posts

Specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg.

Nurse/screw to CEO: "I told you already, I can't help what I look like, after too many times getting screwed I just morphed into this"

Davey Do

10,472 Posts

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
16 hours ago, Daisy4RN said:

Nurse/screw to CEO: "I told you already, I can't help what I look like, after too many times getting screwed I just morphed into this"

That's a good one, Daisy!

It looks good as a caption!

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care.

I just don't think this position a good fit, Mr. Philips. Too many loose screws.

Elfriede

258 Posts

Specializes in ambulant care.

"I havn´t a standardized thread. So what ?!?"

Specializes in critical care, med/surg.

"Helloo, I'm like looking for, you know, uh, uh, the nurse that I belong to?".

Davey Do

10,472 Posts

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

A cartoon based on a perception:

 

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