Screw Nursing Caption Contest

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by Davey Do Davey Do Member Expert Nurse Retired

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience.

Screw Nursing Caption Contest:

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You know the drill: Enter your submission, believe yourself to be clever, I'll give you a Like, and you will win nothing.

Good Luck!

MrNurse(x2), ADN

Specializes in IMC, school nursing. Has 28 years experience. 1 Article; 2,558 Posts

Hospital CEO: Now go out there and do your best, leave no unit untouched.

JKL33

6,321 Posts

"I know you and your team feel strongly that, 'In order to help you improve we must understand what it is that you do!???'

With that in mind, welcome to the door watching station!"

Edited by JKL33

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 10,092 Posts

3 hours ago, MrNurse(x2) said:

Hospital CEO: Now go out there and do your best, leave no unit untouched.

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Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 10,092 Posts

4 hours ago, JKL33 said:

In order to help you improve we must understand what it is that you do!

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Daisy4RN

Daisy4RN

Specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg. Has 20 years experience. 1 Article; 2,114 Posts

Nurse/screw to CEO: "I told you already, I can't help what I look like, after too many times getting screwed I just morphed into this"

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 10,092 Posts

16 hours ago, Daisy4RN said:

Nurse/screw to CEO: "I told you already, I can't help what I look like, after too many times getting screwed I just morphed into this"

That's a good one, Daisy!

It looks good as a caption!

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CalicoKitty, BSN, RN

Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care. Has 10 years experience. 970 Posts

I just don't think this position a good fit, Mr. Philips. Too many loose screws.

Elfriede

Specializes in ambulant care. Has 40 years experience. 255 Posts

"I havn´t a standardized thread. So what ?!?"

organichombre

organichombre, ADN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN

Specializes in critical care, med/surg. Has 36 years experience. 210 Posts

"Helloo, I'm like looking for, you know, uh, uh, the nurse that I belong to?".

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 10,092 Posts

A cartoon based on a perception:

 

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