Head Lice - It's True - page 8

Tuesday morning I was brought a bug in a zip-lock bag. The bug had been just removed from a head. It was a, robust, adult head louse - judging by it's size. It appeared to be very agitated as it was... Read More

  1. by   Farawyn
    Quote from OldDude
    She really knows how to condense something into reality. Nice, very nice. John Denver would use you for writing his lyrics if he was still here.
    Is "she" me? Or is "she" her?
  2. by   OldDude
    Quote from Farawyn
    Is "she" me? Or is "she" her?
    Yes you are and yes she is.
  3. by   GmaPearl BSN RN
    Crab fest… when pubic becomes public
  4. by   daisyrae7
    I actually like John Denver . Our kindergarten teacher used to play his records at nap time!
  5. by   OldDude
    Quote from daisyrae7
    I actually like John Denver . Our kindergarten teacher used to play his records at nap time!
    Now you're talking!
  6. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Quote from OldDude
    She really knows how to condense something into reality. Nice, very nice. John Denver would use you for writing his lyrics if he was still here.
    Yah, well, if it meant I'd have earned the same kind of $$ he made with his albums, That'd be fine with me. I like John Denver.
    Now, if you'd said "Rod McKuen" instead of John Denver, I'd have been insulted. He and Richard Bach make me queasy.
  7. by   Farawyn
    I had a dream about this thread last night! It was a magical adventure!
  8. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Quote from Farawyn
    I had a dream about this thread last night! It was a magical adventure!
    That's it?????
    You're not going to expand on that provocative post?
  9. by   OldDude
    Quote from Farawyn
    I had a dream about this thread last night! It was a magical adventure!
    you can't say that without telling the story
  10. by   OldDude
    Quote from OldDude
    you can't say that without telling the story
    you can wear your bag
  11. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Quote from OldDude
    you can't say that without telling the story
    Notice how she zipped through and hit her 'Like" button, but continued to keep her silence on the matter of the dream?

    I'm picturing a Busby Berkley number, like from the 20's and 30's; there's an overhead shot, and looking down we see alternating rings of head lice and 'public' lice, in concentrically larger circles, and each ring is moving in the opposite direction.....each line doing artistic movements with either a fan, balloons, or a cape...

    And as the music swells, Far'wyn steps forward to the microphone and proceeds to tell us her dream:
    Last edit by No Stars In My Eyes on Dec 13, '15 : Reason: Notice how I got the lice in there, in keeping with the thread's title?
  12. by   OldDude
    Quote from No Stars In My Eyes
    Notice how she zipped through and hit her 'Like" button, but continued to keep her silence on the matter of the dream?

    I'm picturing a Busby Berkley number, like from the 20's and 30's; there's an overhead shot, and looking down we see alternating rings of head lice and 'public' lice, in concentrically larger circles, and each ring is moving in the opposite direction.....each line doing artistic movements with either a fan, balloons, or a cape...

    And as the music swells, Far'wyn steps forward to the microphone and proceeds to tell us her dream:
    exactly, With "Poems, Prayers, and Promises" playing in the background
  13. by   Farawyn
    *likes for the quirky elders*

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