Random Thoughts: School Nurses

Farawyn · Dec 20, 2014

Nurse Rachet! One of the old school macho gym teachers calls me that every single time he sees me.

Once a bunch of 9th grade girls were in the office and they thought he was calling me "ratchet" as in "She's so ratchet!"

I felt really old. They don't even know about One Flew Over...

Farawyn · Dec 22, 2014

I may very well be 1 of 5 of us that has to work today.

To those who are off, can you wrap my gifts? Please?

JenTheSchoolRN, BSN, RN · Dec 22, 2014

I'm working today - and tomorrow!

And gift bags are your friend...I haven't even finished my Christmas shopping yet... :nailbiting:

Farawyn · Dec 22, 2014

I'm working today - and tomorrow!
And gift bags are your friend...I haven't even finished my Christmas shopping yet...

I had a million gift bags in my basement, but then it flooded. I got nuthin' right now.

NutmeggeRN, BSN · Dec 22, 2014

Sadly the standard tox screen wont pick up a lot, ie spice, or the use of someone elses RX.,....could be a seizure disorder. Had a young girl go right out cold and NOTHING woke her up, even EMS doing a finger stick. She did not come to until she was ready to hurl in the ambulance....Ended up with a seizure d/o on Keppra x 2 year and not another episode. (She had several like that before neuro made the dx).

mycsm · Dec 22, 2014

come to Health office during recess and lunch if you are THAT sick.

Farawyn · Dec 22, 2014

They DO seem to get the sickest during Math.

rbytsdy · Dec 23, 2014

I was going to dress up as Nurse Ratchet for Halloween. I mentioned it to my 34 year old principal. Went right over his head....

NutmeggeRN, BSN · Dec 23, 2014

Ouch.....

kidzcare · Dec 23, 2014

I was going to dress up as Nurse Ratchet for Halloween. I mentioned it to my 34 year old principal. Went right over his head....

I'm 34 and I totally get the reference :)

Farawyn · Jan 5, 2015

Welcome back. Where is the poo emoji?

kidzcare · Jan 5, 2015

Welcome back. Where is the poo emoji?

Out of context, this quote is epic.