Turd.Ferguson

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  1. Has coffee taken over?

    Turd.Ferguson replied to Nathalie's topic in General Nursing

    I love coffee, but I just don't get the Starbucks thing. $5 for a cup of coffee??? What is it about Starbucks that makes it worth the price? I've had one cup of Starbucks coffee and it was so...

  2. Rate the difficulty

    Turd.Ferguson replied to Curious1alwys's topic in Arizona Nursing

    Where med/surg is, that's the

  3. Interventions

    Turd.Ferguson posted a topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    I completed the HESI today, second semester ADN. I did fine on everything except interventions. I always seem to pick the second-best answer, which is not wrong, but it's not right either. After...

  4. Questions and Concerns

    Turd.Ferguson replied to thisisme02's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    In my first career I was in an electronics technology program. Only 4 graduated out of the original 20+. But guess what? I was one of the 4. I wanted it bad enough to do the work. Now I'm in...

  5. Ack! Finals!

    Turd.Ferguson replied to Pvt. Parts's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    I just finished Med/Surg finals and passed and going on. Two more semesters to go. Med/Surg is really interesting, but the tests they threw at us

  6. Is Your Last Name On Your Badge?

    Turd.Ferguson replied to Meerkat's topic in General Nursing

    When your first name is "Turd" you don't want it on your badge. Patients don't want to see it either. The last name is best for

  7. CATS AND SCHIZOPHRENIA/ this is so stupid

    Turd.Ferguson replied to RENAISSANCE RN's topic in Psychiatric

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  8. Family members?

    Turd.Ferguson replied to perfectbluebuildings's topic in First Year After Licensure

    Hahahaha! Shame on you for threatening little children with shots!

  9. Hippa

    Turd.Ferguson replied to triciame's topic in First Year After Licensure

    I explained it to some people like this: you have a right to the information in your FBI file, but you can't just hack into their computers and take it. For that, you would go to jail. The record...

  10. Yippedee I ace'd the muscle lab test

    Turd.Ferguson replied to stpauligirl's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    Stpauligirl, you lie. You're a dirty rotten liar. No one can make that good on a muscle test. (just kidding:) :) :) ) Congratulations! I thought the muscle test was the hardest test

  11. dialysis question

    Turd.Ferguson replied to LISAMAR's topic in General Nursing

    The articifical kidney has pores. The pores are smaller than blood cells, but bigger than waste products. The waste products slip right through to the other side and are removed, but the blood cells...

  12. Un-necessary classes

    Turd.Ferguson replied to jschut's topic in LPN to RN

    I actually started using Microsoft Office before it was Microsoft Office. I had the original version of Microsoft Word. Anyway, it was an easy "A". Keeps the GPA

  13. septic pedophile wanted by FBI

    Turd.Ferguson replied to dfk's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    What about the person who has unpaid parking tickets? Or the prostitute who comes in with an STD? Report these people? I think not and neither does Health and Human Services. We could report a creep...

  14. Standing on my feet....HORRIBLE BACK PROBLEMS! Need shoe help!

    Turd.Ferguson replied to caseyrb's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    caseyrb: I also have a congenital back problem that cannot be fixed. While I cannot stand for long periods, the combination of standing, walking, and sitting works for me during clinicals. My hope...

  15. good Samaritan or emergency care doctrine

    Turd.Ferguson replied to Kristi Lee's topic in Emergency

    I think the law is different in each state. We were taught that once you get involved, you can't back

  16. Fat Butts

    Turd.Ferguson replied to Turd.Ferguson's topic in General Nursing

    Good one, redwinggirlie!

  17. Fat Butts

    Turd.Ferguson posted a topic in General Nursing

    MSNBC.com didn't know not to use the word "fat".

  18. Need Advice on Songs for Graduation~*~*~

    Turd.Ferguson replied to luvmy2angels's topic in General Students

    How about Guns and Roses' "Welcome To The

  19. Struggling with a math problem

    Turd.Ferguson replied to missninaRN's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    If you average the two numbers, you get 5 hours - longer than it would take Sally by herself! Maybe Bob is annoying the *$#*$^ out of her, hehehe. You take the inverse of each number (like hrtprncss...

  20. giving katrina aid felt AMAZING

    Turd.Ferguson replied to dayshiftnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Northern Ireland's DUP politician gives Katrina opinion.

  21. A&P not really helpful in nursing school!

    Turd.Ferguson replied to bioniclewoman's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    Like many students, I sold the A&P book back to the bookstore after A&P II. By the middle of my first nursing semester, I went back to the bookstore and re-purchased it. I have used the...

  22. Another pet peeve....ER nurses who treat us like idiots

    Turd.Ferguson replied to CapeCodMermaid's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    that's funny. we always seems to run into that worst 1/3.

  23. Another pet peeve....ER nurses who treat us like idiots

    Turd.Ferguson replied to CapeCodMermaid's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    Not that I'm mister know-it-all..... When are people going to learn that there are jerks in every group of people? It's not just ER Nurses, Radiology Techs, Physicians, or any other single group....

  24. sometimes your worst critic can be your own self..

    Turd.Ferguson replied to futurenurse85's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    If I ever do get married, I hope she is a heck of a lot smarter than me and earns a lot more money than I ever

  25. sometimes your worst critic can be your own self..

    Turd.Ferguson replied to futurenurse85's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    4.0 student here....until nursing. One of our teachers told us that the program decided there had been too many "A"s, so they toughened it up. Out of my class of 40+, I don't think there are any...