Poi Dog

Last night a resident slapped me in my face and called me some endearing terms. Think of the "c" word that rhymes with runt and she told me to go "f" myself. She was calm and then she went bananas without any rhyme or reason. She is unpredictable and...

Mine is because it is sassy lookin' OK, your turn.

The thought of pens cheers me up and yes, I need to be cheered up today. Please post what pens make your heart :redpinkhe Right now I am liking the following: Pentel Energel Pentel RSVP (fine) Bic Velocity Gel :redbeathe :redbeathe:redbeathe:redbeath...

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I am just fed up with it. I have begun to dread going to work (my stomach is in knots). I believe that I work hard and provide the best care to my residents but it seems like it is never enough. I went into work last night and I had to give myself a ...

-A barrette -A hearing aid -numerous pens -alcohol wipes -a bottle of shaving gel -a lighter -couple pairs of gloves -spoons -forks -a cigarette -piece of paper with a number that I have no idea who/what it was to

I have perfected an "Are you kidding me/an idiot?" look whenever someone tries to pull me into the soap opera loving life. They see that I have zero interest in their theatrics and move on to someone who does get off on it.

Thanks for noticing that I use gloves. I realize that your last caretaker did not use them and therefore you are insulted that I use them while providing care on you. So put a lid on it because I am going to continue using gloves.

As someone who has been on the higher and now lower end of the scale, I empathize with those who battle their weight. What happened to having empathy for those who are considered overweight? Yea, I know being empathetic is not going to help a person ...

How adorable! :redpinkhe I'd take that over being told a million times that I suck because I moved too slowly getting colder ice.

My coworkers and manager hate me because I am good looking. I rock the scrubs look like NO ONE elz'z bidnizz. Has this one been mentioned or I am once again a day late and 1 $$$ short?

In my CNA class, we had a 58yo and a 65yo. They both did well and their age did not hinder them at all. I say go for it and best wishes. m

can i where scrubz 2 da interview...i toadally look hott in dem!!!!!111!!!!! wut bout heelz (blk or blu?) mayb a dr will swept me offa my heelz. plz advices. (hot mezz)

Nah, at 1700 when management leaves and the evening shift (potluck bunch) has the floor, we bring the goodies to the nurses's station. Luckily our main entrance is locked at 1630 and people have to ring a bell to be let in. That leaves us enough time...

Ex, who is a doctor, told me that for his going away party, his staff put KY jelly/gel? on his phone. Fortunately he has a good sense of humor and was laughing while wiping the gooey, sticky mess from his ear.

Sounds like you had a great day and that makes me happy. Keep plugging along.

After the first call from that client to the police, I would have NOT gone back. What happens if one day, charges are pressed against you? No client is worth the hassle. Not to mention the physical abuse. You should call the cops on her.

The Red Cross class here runs around $1500. Some of my classmates took it through a work-force program...all expenses paid.

In the words of Dave Hester from Storage Wars, "Yuuuuupppp!"

That is my routine as well...

Just under $16, no benefits

When I am in an isolation room, in the midst of a shower, and someone stands at the door to tell me that a resident needs to be toileted.

Report is relayed to the oncoming CNAs and nurses by the off going CN at my facility.

We utilize staff who are off that day.