Poi Dog

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  1. To the nice little old lady in Room 411: I wish all of my patients were like
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    The case of the missing pens: A rant and an idea

    Conversation I heard last night. CN: "Hey that's MY pen. Where did you find it? Pen thief: "It was in the pyxis. CN: "Well I know that's MY pen because I am the ONLY one who has that type of pen."...
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    Patient rights v. Clinical instructor?

    You ought to ask your instructor what part of the words "force" and "no" are difficult to
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    The case of the missing pens: A rant and an idea

    Those small black holes also gobble up my dinero I confess that I am a pen addict. It is out of
  5. Whenever I need help, I will help someone out and then say, "Hey can you help me clean up so and so?" So far that approach has worked for me. This only works with my evening and noc coworkers. Day...
  6. When I feel like the homeless have it better than I do. When a panic attack visits me. When I have absolutely nothing left to
  7. The only plus to working days is getting out of there early. With that said, I prefer evening shift. My coworkers are savvy to teamwork and we have fun...yes, I said the F
  8. Here's $1, go catch a
  9. I read our post as saying that CNAs are the same as dementia patients... Yes, I have a warped sense of humor.
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    Going to work with a broken heart...

    the past few days have been rough but i have been proactive by keeping busy. i have hit the gym because in the past the gym has been a sanctuary of sorts. i refuse to be a victim. i found this quote...
  11. apparently there is a rumor going around that i am a lesbian. a coworker mentioned this to me last night. it stems from the *fact* that i whenever i am asked about my personal life that i say, "i...
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    Going to work with a broken heart...

    Thanks to everyone. Your kindness is appreciated and the floodgates have opened. I really dislike this feeling and am trying to keep it together but it hurts too
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    Awesomeness at work

    Can't win for
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    I just have to say this....

    Where do I sign
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    Awesomeness at work

    Shoot me a
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    Awesomeness at work

    I am sorry that you had to deal with
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    What do you guys do to wake up in the morning?

    Luckily this little guy is not a
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    one sided weakness

    if the person has a weak or paralyzed side, remove the clothing from the strong or unaffected side first. if the person has a weak or paralyzed side. dress the affected side first. here's how i...
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    What do you guys do to wake up in the morning?

    I have a 5lb Chihuahua that licks my ears **ewww** and then proceeds to lick my face without fail at 0530. I have no choice but to get
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    Butter, ice cream, and baseball

    That is too cute! Thanks for sharing
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    Just a 'butt-wiper'

    She is allowing her daughter to be disrespectful. Her karma will be the day that her daughter tells her to go pluck her
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    Calling a Patient 'Sugar': Abuse?

    Well handcuff me and throw the keys into the Pacific Ocean because I call my patients "endearing" names all the time.
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    TMI

    Last night a couple of my coworkers were hanging out at the nurses station discussing their sex lives loudly and in detail. It was just too much information for me. (edited: for less detail) I mean...