AmyB

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  1. Ob Hesi

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in General Students

    I just took mine this morning. I felt really good about the material since it is a subject that really interests me. Imagine my surprise when my grade was posted as a 98!!!!! I was so excited....

  2. The Football Game

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she...

  3. Maxine on Life ...

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    this is even funnier if you know the maxine character from hallmark - a crusty old lady with very definite views on life. 1. maxine on "driver safety" - "i can't use the cell phone in the car. i have...

  4. speaking of stethoscopes....

    AmyB replied to shay's topic in General Nursing

    I would advise against the lightweight version of the Littman line. I got one at the beginning of nursing school, and couldn't hear a thing. Now I use the standard Littman, and have much better...

  5. Could be fun

    AmyB replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    This site was awesome!!! One of my favorites and it's sad but sooooo true: You Know Your In Houston When... You're on your way to work one FEBRUARY morning and suddenly you're trapped in a traffic...

  6. Ladies Vs. Real Women

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!...

  7. NCLEX Today

    AmyB replied to chris_at_lucas_RN's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Good luck!!! I know you'll do

  8. Ladies Vs. Real Women

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    Being a "lady" takes waaaaayyyyyyyyyy too much time. I'm all for quick and easy

  9. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    AmyB replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    That was great!!!

  10. Early Morning Clinicals

    AmyB replied to abundantjoy07's topic in General Students

    We have early morning clinicals from 0630-1330. During Med-Surg, we had to spend at least an hour at the hospital the day before clinicals gathering information about the client. Then we spent 6-8...

  11. Question for L&D nurses about cervical effacement

    AmyB posted a topic in Ob/Gyn

    Can a cervix ever reverse progress? I'm working on a case study for school, and in the scenario, at 1400 the client is 6cm dilated and 100% effaced. At 1900, the client is 8cm dilated and 90%...

  12. Question for L&D nurses about cervical effacement

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in Ob/Gyn

    After each scenario, we were suppossed to answer questions like, "What phase and stage of labor is the client in? What are the anticipated maternal responses during this phase?" Things like that....

  13. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    In a restroom: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store:...

  14. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    What a great question!!!

  15. Question for L&D nurses about cervical effacement

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Nothing was noted about that. It's pretty brief and without much detail. This is the first part: 1400 The client's contractions are 4 minutes apart, last 45-60 seconds, and are of moderate...

  16. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    Since I can't figure out how to post the pics, I'll just tell you about the latest ones: Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will asked to retrieve them. CAUTION This sign has sharp edges Do not...

  17. Heparin Injection

    AmyB replied to Nurseboy1's topic in General Nursing

    We were taught to avoid the 2 inch circle around the umbilicus. We could inject anywhere else a regular SQ shot could be given. Abdomen, though, is the preferred injection site for

  18. A Texas Chili-Eating Contest

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the...

  19. mommies and clinicals

    AmyB replied to cnelle101's topic in First Year After Licensure

    For my situation, I absolutely will not be flexible with my clinical times. I have been able to work my schedule so that I am home when my kids get home from school. My husband could possibly fill...

  20. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    At a golf course: ANY PERSONS (EXCEPT PLAYERS) CAUGHT COLLECTING GOLF BALLS ON THIS COURSE WILL BE PROSECUTED AND HAVE THEIR BALLS REMOVED At the cleaners: DROP YOUR PANTS HERE AND RECEIVE PROMPT...

  21. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    AmyB replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    There is a sign for a truck stop in Tipton, Indiana that reads: Eat Here Get Gas I'll have to find the other funny signs and post them also.

  22. Review helps

    AmyB posted a topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Has anyone had any luck with the Comprehensive Review for NCLEX-RN by Saunders? I have one and really like the format. The questions seem very straight forward. Is this review a good indicator of...

  23. NCLEX Question of the Day

    AmyB replied to EyesForward's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Sounds like a great idea. Keep us

  24. You Know It's July in Texas When ...

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    ~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. ~ The trees are whistling for the dogs. ~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ~ Hot water now comes...

  25. About skipping the last clinical

    AmyB replied to HyperRNRachel's topic in General Students

    I've had instructors give an hour and a half review for the final during post conference. To have missed that would have been something I would have really regretted later. Even if I had the day to...