Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

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In a restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In another office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop :

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

:chuckle

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Here's my favorite, seen in my own home town:

CITY CENTER MOTEL

REASONABLE RAT S

:chuckle

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:rotfl: :rotfl: absolutely hysterical :rotfl: :rotfl:

i gave this one a five star rating....... yes marla, yours too, & i can picture that... rats negotiating room prices, etc....:chuckle

i read one on a t-shirt

"stay off the grass, it isn't legalized yet" :chuckle

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I like to change the signs that use the letters to advertise - the best one i ever did was at a DaysInn - i told my friend to pull into the parking lot as soon as i saw it. The marquee was advertising "FREE SAX MUSIC ON THURSDAY" You can guess what i did before I made my getaway!!!!

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There is a sign for a truck stop in Tipton, Indiana that reads:

Eat Here

Get Gas

I'll have to find the other funny signs and post them also. :)

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At a golf course:

ANY PERSONS (EXCEPT PLAYERS) CAUGHT COLLECTING GOLF BALLS ON THIS COURSE WILL BE PROSECUTED AND HAVE THEIR BALLS REMOVED

At the cleaners:

DROP YOUR PANTS HERE AND RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION

At a fast food chain:

NOW HIRING ALL SH**S

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eat here

get gas

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oh amy- that is the type of sign

that would make one dribble.....

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warning SLOW children at play - this one always cracks me up!

also a chinese restaurant in downtown portlands name is

"Hung far low" (then the cocktails served sign below is missing all letters after the "k" in cocktails) get it?!

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Chinese food place in our city - Fuk Yu

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There was a sign on the highway in San Diego that said

Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

The sign was featured on lots of "funny sign" websites and it became a fun thing to point out to tourist friends. When I went back there last time, they had CHANGED the sign! I was very disappointed. :(

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those were grand :rotfl: :p :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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:roll :chuckle :chuckle :rotfl:

Have driven past this sign many times; always get a kick out of it!

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