Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

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In a restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In another office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop :

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

:chuckle

Our local Home Depot had some letters burnt out so for awhile it read Home Pot.

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Our local Home Depot had some letters burnt out so for awhile it read Home Pot.

That reminds me, a year or so ago one letter in a department store sign on my way home from work had burned out. It was a little ominous driving by every night and seeing "SARS" in big white letters.

Meghan

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Saw this on the back of a woman's motorcycle helmet:

"If it has tires or testicles, it's bound to give you problems"

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I like these tool

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others are

Diesel fried chicken

Parking for Drive thru customers only

Bridge out except for local traffic

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Since I can't figure out how to post the pics, I'll just tell you about the latest ones:

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will asked to retrieve them.

CAUTION

This sign has sharp edges

Do not touch the edges of this sign

And a newspaper clipping:

Tragedy in Eastern Canada

Canada's worst air disaster occured earlier today when a Cessna 152, a small two seater plane, crashed into a cemetary early this morning in central Newfoundland.

Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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Here are a couple more

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An advertisement for a knitting supplies store in Alexandria, Va called "Knit Happens". Loved it.

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I love your avatar, Marie. It looks a little like these.

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I went to Yahoo Images and typed in "pug" that was one of the results, along with the one i had with the pug in the grad cap.

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I went to Yahoo Images and typed in "pug" that was one of the results, along with the one i had with the pug in the grad cap.
Ooooh. Well he's got a cute grin.
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warning SLOW children at play - this one always cracks me up!

also a chinese restaurant in downtown portlands name is

"Hung far low" (then the cocktails served sign below is missing all letters after the "k" in cocktails) get it?!

I always wondered.....do "slow children at play" become "slow men at work"?

:rotfl:

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