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A woman decided to go and have some vaginal cosmetic surgery as after having 5 kids her husband doesnt seem as interested in her anymore and she feels a little nip and tuck might help. After waking from surgery she looks to the bottom of the bed t...

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This wasnt a doctors blooper but a care assisstant in a home for learning disabilities that i used to work in.. To set the scene it was June time and in the notes was written.. "Suppositories given, sat on the toilet with no result, will try again a...

Hey Jenn.. we have the same surname "Waffle Sniffer" Are we related? lol

Dinky Waffle Sniffer - lol

LOL LOL LOL very good!!

LOL these are great, this one had me in stitches

HaHa - Cypress tree, that is so me!

:rotfl: fantastic!

This one had me laughing for ages :rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl:

Mine wasn't so much having something named after me but.. before I was a nursing student I worked as a nursing assistant for many years and on one occassion I had done something for a patient and he was so pleased with his care and my professionalism...

You Might Be a Nurse if... * When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. * When you tell a man you meet for the first time you're a nurse, you're expected to laugh hysteri...

LOL very good!

lmao, i must send this to anyone who complains about my little girlies (pet rats)

LOL I like it!

ROFL excellent.. sounds like something I would say! :rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl:

LOL I liked this one!

LOL very good :rotfl: :chuckle

* Barb asked the patient "when did you start feeling deak and wizzy?" While the other staff laughed, the patient asked "Honey is it time for you to go home yet?" That was three years ago, and the story is retold daily. "Deak and wizzy" is now standar...

Again like the others I do not see you as nurse material.. If you ask me, the best nurses are the ones that get involved with the ADLs. How are you supposed to care for a patient If you do no know what their pressure areas were like that morning or ...

Thank you all of you. I now know Its not just my agency that treat people in his way. This last week I have had 2 very early morning calls (1:45am and 6:30am) both of which were to my mobile, which Ileave on silent at night because of this reason, ...

:rotfl: Love them all.. so true!!

All done.. I have placed my vote with Mary Love and Hugs Amy xxx

very good.. LOL :rotfl:

*You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end ... * Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well. * Success occurs when no one is looking, failure ...