FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Shingles

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Buford said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat....
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    More Laffs from Fran's Library of Laughter

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her...
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    The Conversation in the Desert

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a...
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    Cleaning Poem

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    i asked the lord to tell me why my house is such a mess. he asked if i'd been 'puting, and i had to answer "yes." he told me to get off my butt and tidy up the house. and so i started cleaning up......
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's just the point; they weren't
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    Definitions

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS:...
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    Definitions

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    UNFERWEAR Female: bloomers, panties, Depends, Lengerie, muffin cover, unmentionables, g string Male BVDs, Boxers,
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    Surgeon joke

    FranEMTnurse replied to group_theory's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh how
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    Differences in Specialties?

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    What are the differences between a Physician Assistant and a Nurse
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    Differences in Specialties?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you. I'll keep that in
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    Differences in Specialties?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Will do. Thanks
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    Differences in Specialties?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Well now, Nicole, Yahoo sure made you look like you knew what you were talking
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    Differences in Specialties?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you for clearing that up. You have just saved me hours of research. My hat's off to you. Even though I don't know your real
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    Differences in Specialties?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you. Yes indeedie we have come a loong way from way back when havn't we. I remember when I first began using a computer, I couldn't stand to look at the monitor for very long because it hurt my...
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    Differences in Specialties?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Thanks for the input, pricklypear. I appreciate it. I do know the differences in their practices, and think the NP can prescribe more meds than a PA can. I have such a curious mind I won't stop until...
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    A very sad outcome of the domino
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's because I worked with them too. I was a nurses aide at a LTC facility, called a nursing home, but ours was called the the Sullivan County Infirmary back then, and the best thing about was the...
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Bonnie, you may have gotten an F for clinicals, but you sure got an A+ for humor and for Memorable Moments! Way 2
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    Funny Names for Nurses

    FranEMTnurse replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    My new PHP, who I have an appointment with next month is named, "Dr Pro." I'm looking forward to meeting the professional his name says he
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    Has allnurses.com received any awards?

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    You have made this website into one top notch nursing website, Brian. Thank you for everything. I do have a question though, "Have you ever received any awards for this website? If so, May we see the...
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    Funny Names for Nurses

    FranEMTnurse replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    Isn't it funny how some of our names fit our professions, or even our experiences? My last name is LeMay. However, I have received mail addressed to Mrs or Frances LaMey in the past. That name fits me...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Never light your grill with gasoline just because you ran out of lighter fluid, and didn't want to buy more when the gasoline was more easy to access. You just might wake up in the hospital with a...
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    Funny Names for Nurses

    FranEMTnurse replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    A local Oncology doc's name is Dr Wolf, and his wife was one of my nursing instructors when I was in school. And my Urologist's name is Dr
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: I know that's irritating, but I still find the humor in your statement. I sort of tells me the old feller thinks the nurses are there to serve his every beck and call (irritating as...
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I would have been