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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.. Has 24 years experience.

ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the

middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born

and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:

Something other people have.

You have character lines

pricklypear

Specializes in Telemetry, ICU, Resource Pool, Dialysis. Has 11 years experience.

:chuckle :rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl: Good one Fran!!

elizabells, BSN, RN

Specializes in NICU.

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

I know, I'm morbid, but this was my favorite! :rotfl:

Kiwi Ali

Specializes in Practice Nursing, Postnatal Nursing.

definitions:

of a nappy:

super duper pooper scooper

of a bra:

over the shoulder boulder holder

of agony:

a flea sliding down a razor blade using its b***s for brakes

of impossible:

a fly trying to wipe an elephants backside with a piece of confetti

I remebered those from when I was a kid :rotfl:

Ali

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.. Has 24 years experience.

UNFERWEAR

Female: bloomers, panties, Depends, Lengerie, muffin cover, unmentionables, g string

Male BVDs, Boxers, longjohns

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: where do you find this stuff!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

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