Primaries Abusing the ED
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How about primaries abusing the ED? As though the ED is some branch of their private practice. I am so sick of people coming in saying, "I saw my MD, Dr. Big Douche and he said to come here for x,y, and z." ARRRRGH!!!!
My first question is always and "When do you plan on finding a new MD?" TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC: Your doctor should never send you away from his office after having made an appointment with him to go to the ED for:
1) A pelvic exam. As in "he said I needed to come here because I need a pelvic exam. He sent these cups..." Are you sh#tting me? It's time to find a new doctor!
2) "He said to come in here because I need blood work." No, you may think this means go to the lab with your order for blood work, but alas, no. It should read, "Just go to the ED to see a real Dr. because I don't have a f#cking clue."
3) An EKG. This is self explanatory.
4) Because you're wheezing. Please see #3.
5) Because you need medical advice. When you call the doctor to ask medical advice, you'll never speak to the MD personally. The CLERK (please note, not the nurse) wil say, "You should go to the ED." Why? Not because you're sick but because the doctor is tired of being sued. You wore a tshirt advertising your town's local ambulance chaser to your last appt, what do you expect?
In summation, the only time you should leave your PCP's office to go to the ED is when the ambulance is called. If your doctor doesn't feel you need to go by ambulance, you probably don't need to go. Also, I don't care what your doctor told you. We're not "holding" a room for you. If he cared, you would have orders in your hand. You do know he's not really "meeting you here," right?
The only thing worse is when the God-doctor actually shows up and expects you to be at his beckon call. "Sorry, I have an emergent pt, you'll just have to replace that peg tube without me holding your hand. Maybe your office nurse who you pay to do your bidding personally can lend you a hand."