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Patient is a famous star

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I could not be a nurse for any "star" I had the hots for. I once had an extremely attractive patient who insisted on lying in bed barechested and I was so flustered I could not get any work done at all. I had to tell him to cover up -it was hospital policy blah,blah,blah so I could be at least semi-functional. I cannot imagine the state I would be in if Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Matthew McConnaghy, Vin Diesel or the like were my patient -I would probably in the next room receiving Adenosine for my new onset SVT.

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I could not be a nurse for any "star" I had the hots for. I once had an extremely attractive patient who insisted on lying in bed barechested and I was so flustered I could not get any work done at all. I had to tell him to cover up -it was hospital policy blah,blah,blah so I could be at least semi-functional. I cannot imagine the state I would be in if Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Matthew McConnaghy, Vin Diesel or the like were my patient -I would probably in the next room receiving Adenosine for my new onset SVT.

:lol2: :imbar :roll ....that's cute! lol! I bet he knew he was flustering you too...lol

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Justin Timberlake

Brad Pitt

George Clooney

Matt Damon

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Vin Diesel or the like were my patient -I would probably in the next room receiving Adenosine for my new onset SVT.

Ditto for that!

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In no particular order:

Matt Damon

Matthew McConahey

Goran Visjnic (Dr. Kovac from ER)

Charlie Sheen (always had a crush on him)

Noah Wylie

Billy Currington (for those who listen to country music you would know this one. HOLY MOLY HE'S HOT!!!)

Trent Tomlinson (another country music star. Most known for his song "One Wing in the Fire")

Wow what a patient load, what with all of those bed baths, and massages! I would be one busy but VERY HAPPY NURSE.

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Wonder what kind of patient Britney Spears was when she had her children lol. Compliant? Noncompliant? Not that I would like to be her nurse.:lol2:

I would:) , but then again, I'm a guy. Thought I would add in the old male point of view there.

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Wow..I really like this question and here is my list in no particular order, after TOM BRADY because he is the love of my life and I have considered moving to Boston in hopes he would slightly injure himself (not career threatening)

Tom Brady

Matt Leinhart

Brody Jenner

Jude Law

Josh Duhamel

Channing Tatum

Jesse Metcalf

Michael Barrett

the Dockers commercial guy

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I would want to take care of ANY Detroit Red Wing. I also would want to take care of Tom Brady (Holy moly smoking hot) he would get massages prn and a bed bath every night. Also Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Steven Tyler, Jon Bon Jovi, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Whalberg, George Clooney, Tom Hanks. I also would like to take care of Jermey Roenick and Brett Hull just because they are so interesting. Both Hockey players but Brett Hull is retired and played for the Red Wings for a few years and he is really a funny guy. Jermey Roenick plays for another team but he is always a good interview, and a funny guy. I also would like to take care of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Lewis Black, Dane Cook.

At the hospital I work at I have taken care of many high profile patients and I have only worked at this facility since October.

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Hugh Laurie (aka Greg House, M.D.). No, wait, he'd be the doc and I'd be the patient.

I agree!!

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Well a couple..lol..... Nate Berkus..the guy who does interior decorating & is always on Oprah...:heartbeat , even though he is gay.. I think he is so darn adorable I can't stand it, he's just as nice as a person too from what I can see......why are all the good ones not available???? lol....:lol2:

Let's see who else......Taye Diggs...the guy from How Stella Got Her Groove Back......can we say wow!!!!and Lenny Kravitz.....holy moly!

And even though he's old....Sean Connery....I think he is just so classy, debonaire & oozes charisma for a man....he is old but I find something about him very very attractive.....

Oh my God, I'd take the chart into the room and get Sean to read me his PMH and all of his meds. HIPAA be hanged - I'd take ALL the charts to him. I find many things about him very very attractive. :lol2: When we ran out of charts he could start reading me the phone book or the floor's drug guide.

Of course, Pierce Brosnan is pretty h-o-t, and Matthew McConaghey could just sit there and smile at me. He could also read Standards of Care aloud to me; I love his Southern drawl.

Not because he's hot,:spin: but I would love to take care of Jimmy Carter on a low-census night shift. I would love to talk to him; what a fascinating man.

OOOoooo - Patrick Stewart is HOT HOT HOT, and Bon Jovi is TOO CUTE to be human...

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