Patient is a famous star

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In the hospital where I worked a couple of years ago, a very well known hockey player came for healthcare after an accident...girls were all upside down...and you, for which famous star would you be ..let's say the best nurse you have ever been??

DANG....... too much estrogen flowing here... Gotta throw in the Testosterone point of view which so far is partially correct.

Alyssa Milano - ANY haircut she wants

Reese Witherspon

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Taylor Swift (once she's legal.. lol)

Nancy Travis (ok, so I'm showing my age)

Holly Hunter (again I am showing my age)

I'm sure there are a few more I can think of, but, cerebral blood flow is limited momentarily

Alyssa Milano...yes!

Keep the crash cart outside the door and stop calling me "Mouth breather!"

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Specializes in med-surg, psych, ER, school nurse-CRNP.

Oh, Lord, let's see...

1) Criss Angel (the man gives me chest pain just on the TV)

2)Johnny Depp

3)Vin Diesel (and I don't believe he's gay)

4)The Rock

5)Steve Tyler (I don't care if he is old, and if the girl who lives next to him needs a roomie, let me know!)

6)Mark McGrath (from the band Sugar Ray)

Extra shifts, heck, I'd move right in!

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Specializes in Med/Surg.

Russell Crowe, and as none of you have mentioned him I guess I'll just have to have him all to myself!

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Specializes in ICU.

Ben Affleck

Owen Wilson

Ben Stiller

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Specializes in Acute,Subacute,Long-term Care.

1. Matthew McConaughey

2. Johnny Depp

3. Burt Reynolds

4. Sebastian Bach

5. Jon Bon Jovi

Just to name a few :heartbeat. I'm sure there are more lol, but all I can think of at the moment. I'd absolutely love to be Jon Bon Jovi's nurse the most! That man takes my breath away! :redbeathe:heartbeat:D:p

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Specializes in Acute,Subacute,Long-term Care.
sean connery could put his shoes under my bed anyday,,oopps i mean i would give him very good nursing care...lol

that is exactly how i feel about jon bon jovi. i'd be the best nurse he'd ever have. he could have anything he ever wanted lol. he does it for me. that man still has it going on after all these years. i think he is a wonderful artist and oh so easy on the eyes. :heartbeat:redpinkhe:redbeathe:yeah:

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Specializes in Acute,Subacute,Long-term Care.

oh crud!!! sorry about the double posts on this topic, my browser messed up so i didn't think it work. :banghead:. i guess there is no doubt though who i love......jon bon jovi...........in case there is any question. :lol:. once again. i'm sorry.

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Specializes in LTC, Hospice, corrections, +.

Brett Farve.

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Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.

Alexander Skarsgard from Generation Kill and True Blood. Yummy! If you don't know, the shower scene from Generation Kill says it all. whew,(wipes drool off keyboard):coollook:

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Specializes in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D.

Whoops, shower scene from Swedish movie, "Hundricket", not Generation Kill, my bad.:cool:

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I'd love to nurse Tony Romo's pinky back to health...ok so that was a while ago but hey, I'd give him great care, and volunteer for the night shift too.

And most the guys from prison break too, LOVE to be Sara Tancredi

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Alyssa Milano...yes!

Keep the crash cart outside the door and stop calling me "Mouth breather!"

To avoid confusion, the crash cart is for her. :nuke:

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