Only Crusty Old Bats will remember..

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So, I really need a fun thread right now. We've done similar things before and it's always fun.

so, things Crusty Old Bats(COB) remember that new nurses today will not.

1. The clunk your uniform makes when you drop it in the laundry hamper and you realize you came home with the narcotic keys.

2. The splat the over full paper chart makes when you drop it on the floor. Papers everywhere. 15 mins getting everything back together.

3. The smell of the smoking lounge .

4. Nurse and Docs smoking at the Nsg Station.

5. Trying to match the colour of the urine in the test tube to determine the sugar level.

+1? +2? Which one?

OK my fellow COBs. Jump in!

On slow nights, we would waste time doing the crossword puzzles in the days before electronic devices.

Specializes in Critical Care and ED.

Yes, I remember the clipboards at the bottom of the bed, the fob watch I wore, the smoking room at the end of the ward, paper nursing hats, hand cranks on the beds, metal bed pans, charting in different color pens, strict visiting hours, glass thermometers, sphygmomanometers in steel boxes, the evening tea round for the patients on an old metal cart with jugs of steaming cocoa before bed, drawing up all our own vasopressor drips and doing the math on a calculator.

And I remember being a patient and being able to smoke...in bed in the middle of the ward!

Specializes in Hospice.

Milk of Magnesia and merthiolate mixture to decubs..then patient turned on their side and their butt cheeks taped to the side rail so the heat lamp could hit the affected area .

ICU nurses drew all the ABGs for the hospital

Having to do 3 intubations a quarter to stay proficient because we intubated any patients that required it at night- respiratory therapy went home at 9 pm and didn't return until 8 the next morning

Cardiac output measurements done with iced saline

Being the only nurse on duty in the ER from 11-7 while the Dr. slept - no secretary so the nurse checked the patient in, got the insurance information, then took them back and did the assessment and ordered all labs and X-rays necessary BEFORE you woke the Dr. The only exception was an incoming level 1 and you woke the Dr. to give orders to the medics.

Putting in in various lines at the bedside , sometimes with fluoroscopy and sometimes without.

Glass suction bottles

Narcotics and heparin in tubexes with rubber caps

Nurses wore white ( and navy blue sweaters )

Punching the the time clock

Milk and molasses enemas mixed up in dietary and sent to the floor

Triple H enemas- high, hot, and helluva lot

Metal trachs and having to remove the inner cannula to clean it, then reinstall- nothing gagged me more than respiratory crud

Only one Dr. In the house all night - the ER doc- so if there was a code and he was busy, the ICU/CCU code nurse ran that code . I remember the first time I had to do this at the ripe old age of 21. I was a wreck but the Dr. gave the best advice - they are already dead if a code has been called..anything you do can only help

My mentor quizzing me on rhythms and treatments during a quiet spell...while she smoked her cigarette in the ICU lounge

I started my nursing career in a very small community hospital , in the combined 10 bed ICU/CCU that was also under the same manager as the ER.. so we rotated between the 2 places. It might not have been a university hospital environment , but boy did I learn.

Thanks for the memories AN....all these posts brought a smile to my face this morning.

Specializes in ICU,ER,med-Surg,Geri,Correctional.

Could not remember in my last posting. But the "Gumpco" suction units.

My diploma school, which was hospital based, (graduated 1974) had a white school uniform with the school name on pocket. Our caps were how people were able to tell year. Vertical stripe blue, first year; vertical yellow second; another vertical blue for third year seniors. Graduation horizontal black strip around the top of cap. Pulling the stupid caps!! Our senior year we basically did all everything the nurses did for entire shifts. ! unless there was a problem. Med nurse for entire floor, charge nurse, team leader. Our instructors came around once a shift. The actual nurses for the unit helped (a vast majority had graduated from our school). Just (as I remember it) the year before I started, you couldn't be married, and had to live in dorms. If you stayed after graduatation, for I think three years, your entire tuition was taken care of. If you didn't but had student loans, if you worked in certain areas, a certain percentage was paid off each year, and you could pay off almost the entire amt by 10yras. On top of that the nursing loans were 3%. Best education EVER (although I hated it at the time). When I graduated, and got license, I was able to function. Still some culture shock, but still. Testing lipid levels by spinning a HCT, and checking for excessive white "fat". Running and reading HCTs ourselves.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

The black and white laxative

draw sheets

straight bottom sheets

Specializes in Home Health, Mental/Behavioral Health.

I find myself Google-ing much more than usual reading through this thread :wacky: I guess I gotta ways to go before I'm one of the cool kids :cheeky:

Love this thread so much!

juliemaldoRNBSN said:
white shoe polish for your nursing shoes - never looked right!! LOL

Ahh, good ole Sani-White. Known and loved (or hated) by nurses and or mothers of toddlers for ages.

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If you wore these:

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Or these:

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Or maybe these:

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Then you used this:

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Guess there is a point to "starched whites" being sort of high maintenance. On your days off at least one probably was fully devoted to washing (and maybe ironing) your uniforms (if the hospital didn't), polishing duty shoes and washing (with perhaps starching and ironing) your cap.

Where and when was this?? The Ritz :)

Specializes in Oncology.
On slow nights, we would waste time doing the crossword puzzles in the days before electronic devices.

We would read or do Sudoku or even play cards with each other if it was really slow.

Specializes in pediatrics; PICU; NICU.
I find myself Google-ing much more than usual reading through this thread :wacky: I guess I gotta ways to go before I'm one of the cool kids :cheeky:

Love this thread so much!

You're already a cool kid!

This has been a fun thread, talk about a walk down memory lane!! It is amazing how far we have come in just the 42 years I have been a nurse. So many things that were experimental now standard or passé! OMG poseys with metal keys...we all had one in our pockets in case of emergency. I still have one on my key ring...

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