October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

So, Dr. Frankenstein was real? I just thought he played a doctor on TV...

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Clinically dead, but technically alive...SPPOOOKYYY!!

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

"He's ALIVE! He's ALIVE".......

"Cut it out, John...."

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

THIS is what happens when you go into the bouncy house at the kids Halloween party!!

[NurseLCoop]

Doctor:

" Nothing for apical, how 'bout radial?"

Nurse:

"I've got nothing either doctor. I'm sure he's fine doctor, his wife claims she brought him directly here after his NClex exam"

[nurseladybug12]

To preceptee:" Don't worry,you'll grow a thick skin in no time."

[andreasmom02]

Wow Rachel, these college Halloween parties get wilder every year! This poor guy was brought in dressed as Frankenstein, with a toilet seat stuck on his head, & a beer sticking out of each ear! Call Dr. Jones and have him come in and check him out...

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

That is not a murmur you are hearing, he just looked in the mirror. Practical joke taken too far!

[BrandonLPN, LPN]

"Ironically, his drivers license says he's not an organ donor..."

[mluvsgnc]

"His pulse deficit is the least of my worries... how are we supposed to transport him when exceeds the height/weight maximum of the Hoyer lift??"

[natnat122]

Dr. Hershel, I thought I told you we don't admit walkers into our hospital!

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

He did the monster mash.....