October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

I'm sorry Sir, to complete your intake history I need you to answer with either yes or no,

not "UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH"

Hmmm... do you have any family with you that can maybe assist us?

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Female nurse: "Ok Jack, I will check his pedal pulses. You can check for bed sores. Sir, can you please roll on your side?"

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Ok, I can't find you in our computer system. Let me get this straight, your name is "The Monster"? Umm... would "The" be your first name?

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Female nurse to male nurse: "I'll let you check his grip strength. It's all yours."

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"Watch out, I got it. They call me the vein whisperer!"

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"Yeah, He said he was feeling a little tachycardia."

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Nurse: Doctor, this patient came in extremely violent and mumbling some incoherent words but he has no pulse, no respirations, no blood pressure and a temperature of zero...

Doctor: Send him up to the Psych Unit, STAT!

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"What would Florence Nightingale do?!"

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"What you are saying, is that you have a problem, that is totally your problem but you'd like to make it my problem?"

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Someeebodyy watches way too much "Walking Dead"!

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Why'd you choose an oral temp? You see what he did with the last thermometer in the side of his neck!

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Heeyy, you look familiar.. Have I seen you somewhere before?

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