October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner

[BrandonLPN, LPN]

"Well, at least the apical and radial pulses match. They're both zero."

[Xsited2baNurse]

We've all had this patient: green, febrile, monstrous, scary, and most importantly, shockable:yes: Happy Halloween!

[BSNbeauty, BSN, RN]

Preceptor to nursing student : "Um, this is not what I meant when I said some patients turn green when they are sick".

[tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN]

Hmmmm......he is a bit green. I think it is something more serious than nausea from participating in the 24-hour monster mash marathon.

[Flnolegirl]

All I said was we have to draw some blood and he turned green....

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

Forget about finding a place to stick him, he doesn't even have an apical pulse.

[dsb_fam]

I believe this is where you say, "it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE"!

[TeenyTinyBabyRN, BSN, RN]

I knew Dr. Frank didn't have a heart! Now we have proof!

[liebling5, MSN, RN]

This is what happens when you eat at the cafeteria. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

[lorren2002]

I know I agreed to work the graveyard shift, but this is nuts!!!

[lorren2002]

I'll check his vital signs. You start the I.V.