What's the weirdest baby name?

Specialties Ob/Gyn Nursing Q/A

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

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I continue to be amazed at what some parents inflict on their children. Our last name starts with a "g" and we were very careful not to name a child with any name that spelled out such things as sag, bag, hag, hog, pig--there are numerous possibilities!

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I have two friends one of them named her daughter Aunistie Dyfrens, first and middle, pronounced honesty difference.

And the other named her daughter LeChail Leetah, first and middle. she came up with that name because the fathers name is Lebrent and her name is michelle the middle name is linda and rita combined. Awsome :smackingf

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How about Wolfie?:idea:

How about Wolfie?:idea:

Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen named their son Wolfgang. They call him Wolfie. Not as far out there as Dweezil or Moon Unit Zappa. :D

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Valerie and Eddie's son's full name is Wolfgang Amadeus....and for a musician I can kind of go with that. :)

This from the mother who wanted to name her son Cuauhtemoc, after the Aztec ruler. My husband - who is Mexican, and descended from those same Aztecs - voted it down quite loudly. In retrospect I'm glad he did, and I'm sure my son is too, considering he'd have had to learn to write/spell that name.

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Valerie and Eddie's son's full name is Wolfgang Amadeus....and for a musician I can kind of go with that. :)

This from the mother who wanted to name her son Cuauhtemoc, after the Aztec ruler. My husband - who is Mexican, and descended from those same Aztecs - voted it down quite loudly. In retrospect I'm glad he did, and I'm sure my son is too, considering he'd have had to learn to write/spell that name.

I loved the movie, 'Amadeus' so much I saw it several times. Mozart was a musical genius.
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weirdest baby names I have ever seen where B1widme....(Be one with me)? and the topper of them all Merconium. Yep, thats right. She was in the room next to mine when I had my daughter Marissa and they were labeled M so and so and M so and so on the cards...Head slap?

I know this guy named Breeze... He even has a tattoo on his chest that says "Hello, my name is Breeze," it's from that Lyrnd Skynrd song "...they call me the breeze..."

Oh, and for you wrestling fans, remember this one: Davey BOY Smith. It was his real name, evidently, his mother had filled in the last name, first name lines and thought that the middle name line was for the gender!

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My sons names are JEREMIAH and NEHEMIAH (Bible Names). They are not twins, 22 months apart. I wanted something different but sensible.

My step-daughter, whom I have raised since she was 2 is Michelle Elizabeth.

If my husband and I were to have a boy it would be THOMAS NOAH. As far as girls name, I like... Amberlynn, Ivy, Ruby, Joy, Kalia, Quinn, Kimberly, Emma, Ava, Shayla, Shayna, Amber, Autumn, many more.

My niece's name is Victoria Alexandra, Sister's name is Pamela Denise.

You don't see these names much anymore.

I think Darling was the weirdest name for me. I just couldn't imagine my name being Darling!!!

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I have heard this name before too, Female. The parents thought the child was already named for them with the pink wrist band stating Female. Im also in an online class and one of the classmates first name is Comfort.

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I have heard this name before too, Female. The parents thought the child was already named for them with the pink wrist band stating Female. Im also in an online class and one of the classmates first name is Comfort.

I have heard Comfort too. From a reality show.

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