What's the weirdest baby name?

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

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The name wasn't that strange but the mom gave the baby three middle names. She wasn't sure who the father was, so she covered all her bases.

You have to hear it when that story is told...I've heard it about 3 times so far and every time it makes me shudder.

I find that names are unique enough without having to repeat the same old legends. I read an article one time about a college that did a sociological study of the effect of names. A search of birth records across the US was done on line and while they did find a tremendous amount of weird and strange names, they
did not
find one baby who had been named lady parts, Clamydia, or Female (or feemale').

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Come on, people!

Some of these are Urban Legends that have been around a
lloooong
time! Check them out yourself on Snopes and Urban Legends websites

Before anyone posts this one (maybe I should have read the whole thread before I say this) let me tell you that the newest "name story"

"I heard from a friend of mine who works regeistering new patients that a lady got really mad when no one could pronounce her daughter's name. It's spelled Ja-ia. People were saying JAAYa JayIA, none of it right. The mom said "Her name be JA DASH I A...that dash don't be silent"."

This one is both a legend AND racist so it's a double whammy.

I'm failing to see the racism.

Some people might interpret "the dash don't be silent" as black dialect. :uhoh3:

My friend's nephew is named Luke. His middle name is Skywalker. For real.

I'm naming my children Lemonjello and Orangello, just so it's finally true. =P

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The name Whitegold Yellowgold and Platinum

Too late, Aehart!

There is a professional baseball player named Mark Lemongello.

But you could always name your girls, Clamydia lady parts Aehart and Female lady parts. Might be nice for them to have the same middle name, ya' know!!? :yeah:

Too late, Aehart!

There is a professional baseball player named Mark Lemongello.

But you could always name your girls, Clamydia lady parts Aehart and Female lady parts. Might be nice for them to have the same middle name, ya' know!!? :yeah:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :yeah::lol2::lol2::lol2:

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Too late, Aehart!

There is a professional baseball player named Mark Lemongello.

But you could always name your girls, Clamydia lady parts Aehart and Female lady parts. Might be nice for them to have the same middle name, ya' know!!? :yeah:

I've encountered kids named Candida, but I never had the heart to tell their parents what it is...mind you, there might be people out there who would add "Albicans" as a middle name...

I've encountered kids named Candida, but I never had the heart to tell their parents what it is...mind you, there might be people out there who would add "Albicans" as a middle name...

"Candida" is actually a very common Hispanic name, and is also the title of a Tony Orlando hit from the early 1970s.

placenta lynn:eek: OMG!!!

Chlamydia....:confused:

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sammy davis jr. junior:confused:

and

amya (first) burgeur (last) pronounced as am-i-a burger

the capper? amya's dad is a short order cook.:D:rolleyes:

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