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A little boy (with a slight speech inpediment) went ou trick or treating. The first house he stops at the lady comes out and says"how cute, what are you supposed to be"

The little boy replied "A Birate"

The lady thought for a moment and said "Oh, a pirate" then she asked "Whats that by your side?"

the little boy replied "it's a board"

the lady thought for a minute and said "OH, a sword, so what is that on your head?"

the little boy replied "thats my bat "

the lady thought for a moment and said "OH it's your hat---so you are a pirate, you have your sword and your hat. Where are your buccaneers?

the little boy replied "on my bucken head":D :D :D :D

Just a little humor for everyone's day.

Happy Holloween!

Anne

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This one got me an extra point on a chemistry exam

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

Answer; because he didn't have any guts!

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handfull of SHEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.
:D :D :D ;)
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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

From Bluemountain.com:

What's the circumfrence of a pumpkin?

Pumpkin pi!!:cool:

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What does a pirate pay for a piercing?

A buck an ear.

German Octoberfest fare: A frank en stein.

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Specializes in NICU.

This is the only time of year when it's not inappropriate to say "She's a goblin tonight."

:-)

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her Husband had a holloweenie

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