Pick Up Lines!!

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We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them?

what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do"

~Trisha

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

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"Did it hurt?"

" what?"

"when you fell from heaven".

"I may have to call the cops on you".

"why"

"Cause you stole my heart"

Corny I know.

-Russell

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The one that made me say "I Do","Some have the face, some have the body, but you've got both"."You are my dream woman".He nicknamed me "princess" and it's been on every since.

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

You must be a speeding ticket cause you have FINE written all over you!!

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BOB BARKER PICKUP LINES:

I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.

Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.

Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.

:clown:

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Oh GREER !!

I love that one!!!

;)

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So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you..

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

:clown:

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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

note to all men out there, never ever say that one to me--I will take it as a dare and a personal mission to prove ya wrong!!

:devil:

~Trisha

:clown:

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Originally posted by trishaLVN

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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

BRING HIM TO ME!

Heather

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:idea: Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us

Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?:p

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. :coollook:

~ :clown: ~

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:balloons: oh, heres the one that made me jot down my REAL number !!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

:smokin:

~Trisha

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"Are you tired?"

"huh?"

"Cuz you've been running through my mind all day"

*booooo*

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