non hospital approved abrevations. - page 7

so what are some of the abreviations used informally in your institution to describe patients. there are the old ones from Samuel Shems book "House of God" GOMER get out of my ER... Read More

  1. by   zudy
    One of my favs here in Arkansas during deer season - DFOD- Drunk, Fell Outta Deerstand. Also, FTD, fixin' to die.
  2. by   Mama Val
    For the patient who has been a total PIA and they have no real problems they are GNC from this nurse
    Don't ask me for any more Librium, Tylenol #3, Tranxene, Ativan, Thorazine, Darvocet or Hydrocode I just gave you a dose a half hour ago...GNC Baby (my favorite)
  3. by   tattooednursie
    SOL= **** outta luck
  4. by   tues
    My personal favorite! JFM....Just F'g Marvelous
  5. by   jadeheart
    These are just too funny. Our ED likes to give M&M enemas (milk and molasses). Talk about a cocktail. LOL
  6. by   Marijke
    I have heard of the triple H enema, but you should add 2 more, High, Hot, Heck of a lot and Hold it till it Hurts.

  7. by   mageean
    SHAG---------Sexual Health Action Group!! (Promotes sexual education).
  8. by   VivaLasViejas
    When I worked on the med-surg floor, I used to write "PITA PRECAUTIONS" in pencil on the back of certain patients' care plans. That way, staff got a heads-up on pts. or families who were difficult to deal with.
  9. by   Tamara
    I remember one,

    TMB - Too Many Birthdays........a common diagnosis
  10. by   baseline
    My favorite ED doc used to write on the X-ray req's SBI....something bad inside...........the Rad mds have little humor about this....
  11. by   EFMBholder
    try this one, MPH for those just whining MY P@##$ HURTS.
  12. by   MelRN13
    how bout CRT--can't remember s*&t!!!!
  13. by   Lucy RN
    I was peeing my pants with laughter!!!
    This one's rude....people near death are CTD....
    Circling The Drain......