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LOL that reminds me of when I was little. Until I was about 8 I had convinced myself that I was I highly intelegent dog. No wonder I was picked on in school! I am DEAD serious about this! My parents never told me not to act like a puppy in grade school!
I have done all the above (or below) whatever, in school!
While the other kids played their tag, red rover, playing on the playground, my favorite place was under the slide. I would sit there and pant like a dog, and growl and bark at students as they walked by. (once I bit some one but I'd rather not discuss that further.
When the bell rang, I would walk on "all fours" back into the classroom.
I barked and growled at teachers
I ate my lunch with my face, not with my silverware. I barked at the cafetiria duty people when they told me to not eat like an animal.
I would whine like a puppy when I got introuble.
While down on all fours chewing on a stick, I got kicked in the head by some one on the swings, I jumped up on my 2 legs, but still i yipped like a pubby dog, and hid under the slide.
I am NOT kidding that was kindergarten, first grade, and second grade. For some reason I was homeschooled in 3rd grade. My momma called it obediance school. By fourth grade I was fairly normal, but for some odd reason I was REALLY picked on. I don't know if its because I used to be a dog, or if it was because I transitioned to a cow girl. I dressed like a REAL cow girl then! And I would say "Heeeeee Hawww " as I walked into class. I think when I turned normal was about 8th grade. And I'm still a little whacko.
Oh yes, I loved Dog Food! I was about 7 or 8 when I stopped eating it! I ate too much once and threw it up, and never ate it again.
ShortFuse_LPN, LPN
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Thought this was cute.