Female catheter oop's that hurts me! And I am not female!

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This one will hurt if you are a sympathetic person,

I observed an Student Nursing Assitant do this! We were swampped and short staffed one night on second shift and being the super nurse I am I volunteered to pass all PO and scheduled meds (No PRN's), do all the TX's, and answer call lights. Leaving the Charge Nurse and 1 RN, to do the IV's and documentation for 30 pt's. The charge suggested if I fely comfortable doing it, that I could precept the aid after he observed me do 2 catheter insertions.

I thought that we would do a male first he did it with no problem then later that shift he could with me assisting (luckly in sterile gloves) do a female. I had choosen a quad. in a halo for him to do after observing me do another female just prior telling him to note the ureatha as it looks back at you (ha, ha). Soooooooo when we went to do the female pt he was to do, he did everything up to the piont of insertion correctly, I had to stop him though because he was rather forcfully trying to insert the catheter into the privy parts. I did not tell him till after we left the room what he did wrong but thank God! I had choosen a person who is in a halo and unable to feel what he was doing!

(The AID) was in the third year of a BSN program and he could not tell the difference between the two anatomical landmarks? I must of had a moment of real insight thinking back at that incident!

Specializes in MED SURG.

I remember the first time I tried to put in a foley on a women, I was so yound and dumb. The lady was old about 80 and I found what i thought to be the urethra and it just went on and on ( it was in her lady parts) AHH I was an aide then and I told the nurse what happened and she about died laughing at me. Because I told her that I thought her lady parts and urethra were connected.

To my defence I had a pt where she pooed out her lady parts so I was thinking it was like that.

I had another incidence where I went with the nurse to put in a cath in this lady from another country. We had opened her labia majora and she had one very small lady parts and nothing else. She was circumsized and then sewed up, so we had to get a Dr. to go in through her lady parts to get to her urethra. I felt so bad for her.

There was another time with a male, I was putting on a codom cath and he said "take off your gloves, it will stay on better" I don't think so...

Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

I was doing a Gamma Nail on a VERY obese male (about 600 pounds), and trying to insert a foley proved to be the most difficult part of the case! I got some help raising the pannus, and after lots of sweating and digging, COULD NOT find his member. I had 3 big guys holding up the pannus, one guy holding the unaffected leg, and I still could not find the member. We had a C-arm in the room already and the surgeon jokingly said, "Let's just take a picture and maybe it would help you." We all looked at each other...and smiled. CHA-Ching! The member was WAAAAYY up in the peroneal area and I swear, I don't know how in the world this guy urinated without messing himself. I ended up having to cath him like a woman and then I struck gold! Needless to say, I was shaking from sheer muscle exhaustion!

I was doing a Gamma Nail on a VERY obese male (about 600 pounds), and trying to insert a foley proved to be the most difficult part of the case! I got some help raising the pannus, and after lots of sweating and digging, COULD NOT find his member. I had 3 big guys holding up the pannus, one guy holding the unaffected leg, and I still could not find the member. We had a C-arm in the room already and the surgeon jokingly said, "Let's just take a picture and maybe it would help you." We all looked at each other...and smiled. CHA-Ching! The member was WAAAAYY up in the peroneal area and I swear, I don't know how in the world this guy urinated without messing himself. I ended up having to cath him like a woman and then I struck gold! Needless to say, I was shaking from sheer muscle exhaustion!

Oh wow....

Specializes in Trauma, MICU.

I have two:

First - I had a pt who pulled out his/her foley and it needed to be replaced. This particular pt was a he, who had the operation to make him a her. Very interesting!!!

Second - I had a male pt who stated that he was unable to void, just barely dribble a small amount of urine and that it would take forever. (the previous nurese stated that he voided fine) I and another nures attempted to place a foley, however we couldn't advance the catheter at all in this uncircumcized pt. Eventually had to call a urologist @ 0300. The doc had to create a new hole, because the pts foreskin had completely closed. The pt had orders to go to the urologists office after discharge to get circumcized. Oh...did I mention the pt was 82 yrs old and kept apologizing that he was "so small, but that's what they are like where I come from." He was from Greece.

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